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NFR, all cats grey in the dark?

Started by epsomraver, February 11, 2010, 12:40:52 PM

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epsomraver

February 11, 2010, 12:40:52 PM
An Arab country's ambassador to Dubai has had his marriage contract annulled after discovering the bride was cross-eyed and had facial hair.

The woman had worn an Islamic veil, known as the niqab, on the few occasions the couple had met. When he lifted up the veil to kiss her after the wedding he found that the bride's mother had shown him pictures of the sister instead! made me laugh!

The Equalizer

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February 11, 2010, 12:43:31 PM
Yeah, read that this morning. Quality article!
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

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finnster01

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February 11, 2010, 01:01:58 PM
Well it could have been worse. What if you removed the veil to find Shefki Kuqi?
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

epsomraver

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February 11, 2010, 01:17:05 PM
You might score but he wouldn't!

cebu

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February 11, 2010, 02:42:25 PM
Quote from: epsomraver on February 11, 2010, 01:17:05 PM
You might score but he wouldn't!

Nicely, nicely! :D
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