"Scott Parker's Fulham" according to BBC

[somerset cockernee]

I remember going to a game years ago, I was only a kid, maybe 12 years old, I went with a school-mate who knew nothing about football whatsoever, anyhow Bobby Keetch scored the only goal I think, Towards the end of the game a reporter came in and said who was the scorer? my mate said "Rodney" Keetch and that was the name duly reported in the "Evening Standard"