Friday Night Quiz

[noj]

What was missing from Wednesday's match which made it oh so much more enjoyable?

Here are a few clues to help you.
Clue 1: To many, something even more irritating than football's international breaks.
Clue 2: An essential for many of the Championship's teams that are less skillful and have a more industrial approach to the game.
Clue 3: Watch tonight game between WBA and Stoke and further clues should not be necessary.
Clue 4: When present, 5 minutes of the 90 are abused.
Clue 5: Rhymes with bowel and by coincidence the end product is the same.

Answers on a postcard please.  Five lucky winners will each receive A TOWEL.

[Sgt Fulham]

Even more annoying than international breaks. Big call, but I think I'm with you on this. Anti football.