Derby fans

[davew]

They will be rushing down in their droves when they see our team selection tonight!

[Rupert]

Grudges?
When are you lot going to pay for burning the White House?

It's thanks to us burning it down that it is called the White House, because of the whitewash they stuck on to hide the scortch marks (allegedly still visible in the basement). So, we provide you with your sole national cultural icon, and this is the thanks we get?

Okay, you have the Statue of Liberty too, but the French gave you that.

And the Grand Canyon, but that was from God, and anyway belongs to the Native Americans, not you lot.

Then there's Las Vegas...Yup, Las Vegas is all your accomplishment, congratulations.

Anyway, the White House is all thanks to us, so you should start showing some gratitude.
And we only set fire to Washington because your lot had set fire to somewhere in Canada first. So it is all your fault after all.

I hope this clears up any misunderstandings.