How DO pirates play football?

[Shredhead]

I've been wondering this for a few days now. 
I assume it means with a cutlass, a parrot and a wooden leg.
Personally, I can't see our defensive record improving using these tactic and a few of our opponents will be scoring (pieces of) eight . ::pirate::
Will we now be twinned with St Pauli?

[The Rock]

Who let Chris Baird and Danny Murphy get us in the Europa League final?!!

Stop the rot now and get this Ream fellow and the Swansea reject OUT OF HERE before they start getting proper direction.

[Woolly Mammoth]

You forgot the Three Cornered Hat, Hooked Arm, Doubloons, a patch on the eye, a Barrel of Rum and 15 men on a dead mans chest.

[SuffolkWhite]

I think we could use a bit more "skul"duggery on the pitch! Shiver me timbers!

[Snibbo]

Long John Serri to start swashing his buckle

[Holders]

Long John Serri to start swashing his buckle

Buckling his swash, surely.

[hovewhite]

Under Claudio a few of the players could be walking the plank.mehearties.

[sunburywhite]

I dont see Mitro being Peter Pan

[MikeTheCubed]

Less keeping the ball on the deck, more launching of cannon balls in to the box?

[filham]

At this time of the year this could just turn into a pantomime.

[RaySmith]

Will Khan spend more dubloons?

[WhiteJC]

At this time of the year this could just turn into a pantomime.

OH NO IT WON'T

HE'S BEHIND YOU  :dft011:

[milis]

[Milo]

Have been trying to take notes from Monty Python's Bournemouth's Gynaecologists V Watford Long John Silver Impersonators ...

Not sure if the pirates' defensive line is much of an improvement?

https://youtu.be/ejTTJmJSHkk

[Jims Dentist]

I joked on another thread that he club might give out jolly rogers to the Hammersmith end.
We could become know as The Thames Pirates.

[F(f)CUK]

Does it mean that we have to play like Bristol Rovers?

[Tempest]

You forgot the Three Cornered Hat, Hooked Arm, Doubloons, a patch on the eye, a Barrel of Rum and 15 men on a dead mans chest.

We've already had the 15 men on a dead manschest. 1st team squad on Slavs chest....

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[Woolly Mammoth]

You forgot the Three Cornered Hat, Hooked Arm, Doubloons, a patch on the eye, a Barrel of Rum and 15 men on a dead mans chest.

We've already had the 15 men on a dead manschest. 1st team squad on Slavs chest....

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Skull and Crossbones 🏴‍☠️

[Dodgin]

Bobby Keetch was a Swashbuckler

[Nero]

I know where Pirates train for football, in the Gym lad