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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Shredhead on November 19, 2018, 11:18:32 PM

Title: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Shredhead on November 19, 2018, 11:18:32 PM
I've been wondering this for a few days now. 
I assume it means with a cutlass, a parrot and a wooden leg.
Personally, I can't see our defensive record improving using these tactic and a few of our opponents will be scoring (pieces of) eight . ::pirate::
Will we now be twinned with St Pauli?
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: The Rock on November 19, 2018, 11:40:48 PM
Who let Chris Baird and Danny Murphy get us in the Europa League final?!!

Stop the rot now and get this Ream fellow and the Swansea reject OUT OF HERE before they start getting proper direction.



Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on November 20, 2018, 12:49:47 AM
You forgot the Three Cornered Hat, Hooked Arm, Doubloons, a patch on the eye, a Barrel of Rum and 15 men on a dead mans chest.
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: SuffolkWhite on November 20, 2018, 08:30:04 AM
I think we could use a bit more "skul"duggery on the pitch! Shiver me timbers!
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Snibbo on November 20, 2018, 08:48:34 AM
Long John Serri to start swashing his buckle
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Holders on November 20, 2018, 08:53:50 AM
Quote from: Snibbo on November 20, 2018, 08:48:34 AM
Long John Serri to start swashing his buckle

Buckling his swash, surely.
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: hovewhite on November 20, 2018, 09:47:21 AM
Under Claudio a few of the players could be walking the plank.mehearties.
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: sunburywhite on November 20, 2018, 09:49:44 AM
I dont see Mitro being Peter Pan
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: MikeTheCubed on November 20, 2018, 10:34:08 AM
Less keeping the ball on the deck, more launching of cannon balls in to the box?
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: filham on November 20, 2018, 10:34:35 AM
At this time of the year this could just turn into a pantomime.
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: RaySmith on November 20, 2018, 10:44:43 AM
Will Khan spend more dubloons?
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: WhiteJC on November 20, 2018, 10:50:05 AM
Quote from: filham on November 20, 2018, 10:34:35 AM
At this time of the year this could just turn into a pantomime.

OH NO IT WON'T

HE'S BEHIND YOU  :dft011:
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: milis on November 20, 2018, 05:26:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rNIApIT.jpg)
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Milo on November 20, 2018, 05:41:42 PM
Have been trying to take notes from Monty Python's Bournemouth's Gynaecologists V Watford Long John Silver Impersonators ...

Not sure if the pirates' defensive line is much of an improvement?

https://youtu.be/ejTTJmJSHkk
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Jims Dentist on November 20, 2018, 08:23:29 PM
I joked on another thread that he club might give out jolly rogers to the Hammersmith end.
We could become know as The Thames Pirates.
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: F(f)CUK on November 20, 2018, 08:33:16 PM
Does it mean that we have to play like Bristol Rovers?
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Tempest on November 21, 2018, 07:30:58 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on November 20, 2018, 12:49:47 AM
You forgot the Three Cornered Hat, Hooked Arm, Doubloons, a patch on the eye, a Barrel of Rum and 15 men on a dead mans chest.
We've already had the 15 men on a dead manschest. 1st team squad on Slavs chest....

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Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Woolly Mammoth on November 21, 2018, 07:45:10 AM
Quote from: Tempest on November 21, 2018, 07:30:58 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on November 20, 2018, 12:49:47 AM
You forgot the Three Cornered Hat, Hooked Arm, Doubloons, a patch on the eye, a Barrel of Rum and 15 men on a dead mans chest.
We've already had the 15 men on a dead manschest. 1st team squad on Slavs chest....

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Skull and Crossbones 🏴‍☠️
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Dodgin on November 21, 2018, 08:04:14 AM
Bobby Keetch was a Swashbuckler
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: Nero on November 21, 2018, 02:12:27 PM
I know where Pirates train for football, in the Gym lad
Title: Re: How DO pirates play football?
Post by: f321ffc on November 21, 2018, 04:30:48 PM
Hearing that this is the tune the team will be running out to.  ::pirate::
(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3nM2Ul4rLU