Strange the mystery virus is still there, what do you think?
Apparently was helping Hilda do the teas one morning,when he slipped on her new baked Victoria Sponge he knocked off the table.
Hilda smacked him with a wooden spoon and apparently hasn't been seen since...Well that's what I've heard.😝
I think his "sickness" is due to the fact he realises he is not good enough for the job.
Very cruel
Quote from: Andy S on March 07, 2019, 09:42:27 AM
Very cruel
Certainly was, Hilda had that spoon since she was a child and very upset having broken it into 3 pieces.
2 weeks ... flu could last that long.. but 3 weeks maximum and from that injury report it sounded like he was nowhere near returning.
Something smells fishy.. and Im not talking about the contents of Baldricks Apple crumble
Quote from: davew on March 07, 2019, 09:54:50 AM
Quote from: Andy S on March 07, 2019, 09:42:27 AM
Very cruel
Certainly was, Hilda had that spoon since she was a child and very upset having broken it into 3 pieces.
lol
He has made me feel sick watching him loaf around the pitch as if he is on an afternoon stroll in the park.
Let alone his failure to make a tackle.
I had a virus after Christmas and it lasted over a month so I have some sympathy for him. I can assure you I didn't pass it on to him as he got nowhere near me on the halfway line. 😜
I'm not convinced we'll see him again in a Fulham shirt. I heard he's in Germany.
He's suffering from Lazyitis.
Hopefully he feels better, that's a long time to be sick. Fulham reject to some fans or not, he's still under 30 years old and have to be concerned for anyone going through something like that.
Quote from: MikeTheCubed on March 07, 2019, 11:19:39 AM
He's suffering from Lazyitis.
I know where I would like to stick the Thermometer.
Obviously not tried the highly successful cheese remedy he's fellow German friend swears by
Attitude Itis. Same problem at Dortmund.
Not sure if my memory is playing tricks but did Schurrle do ok against Palace on his debut? August seems a longtime ago but I'm sure I recall him running at & beating a few defenders? Also a strong penalty claim.
Well, his peak fitness is barely enough so it doesn't have to be a bad illiness.
Someone get him some Tamiflu.
He has had four managers in under a year, maybe his getting a little confused.
Quote from: The Rational Fan on March 07, 2019, 09:17:43 PM
Well, his peak fitness is barely enough so it doesn't have to be a bad illiness.
Calpol is all he needs.
Reckon his omission from matchday squads is because he's publicly declared how he's not used to struggling in a relegation battle, usually competes higher up the table and also how if we got relegated he wouldn't stay at the club and would look to move somewhere else. In a relegation battle you need people who are focused on the job at hand and care enough to put in reliable work. He didn't seem to, despite his clear abilities - being that openly disrespectful towards the club and to other players who may want to try harder or who do care just isn't healthy to A) keep around and B) reward.
His comments relating to his elevated ability etc. Were certainly ill advised and I wouldn't be surprised if he has been marginalised as a result. Pity really, for all his annoying lack of any defensive ability (or inclination), he was useful going forward and chipped in with more goals than most in support of Mitro.
Mono, though it's generally associated with younger folks, can put one down for a month or more. There are other viral infections that have similar impacts, I'm sure.
Quote from: Twig on March 08, 2019, 04:12:29 PM
His comments relating to his elevated ability etc. Were certainly ill advised and I wouldn't be surprised if he has been marginalised as a result. Pity really, for all his annoying lack of any defensive ability (or inclination), he was useful going forward and chipped in with more goals than most in support of Mitro.
+1
Quote from: General on March 08, 2019, 04:07:11 PM
Reckon his omission from matchday squads is because he's publicly declared how he's not used to struggling in a relegation battle, usually competes higher up the table and also how if we got relegated he wouldn't stay at the club and would look to move somewhere else. In a relegation battle you need people who are focused on the job at hand and care enough to put in reliable work. He didn't seem to, despite his clear abilities - being that openly disrespectful towards the club and to other players who may want to try harder or who do care just isn't healthy to A) keep around and B) reward.
This would then imply that people from the club, Parker included, are outright lying about why he is not in the squad. If that is the case, why would they do that?
Remember the game v Chelsea in December? BBC interviewed him for Football Focus, all the talk of wanting to score a hat trick for us, media all over it. Come the day, .... never happened, not in team. Wind up merchant. Big time Charlie. Not going his way? Disappears.
I thought he was on a 2 year loan deal with us. Does that mean we are stuck with him and he with us for another season.
We have seen a couple of great goals from him but that is about all. Agree that he does not seem the type to roll up his sleeves and get stuck into a relegation battle and similarly I am not sure he would suite us in the championship.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 01:10:28 AM
Quote from: The Rational Fan on March 07, 2019, 09:17:43 PM
Well, his peak fitness is barely enough so it doesn't have to be a bad illiness.
Calpol is all he needs.
I bet he would react better if put to bed with Night Nurse.
Quote from: Sting of the North on March 08, 2019, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: General on March 08, 2019, 04:07:11 PM
Reckon his omission from matchday squads is because he's publicly declared how he's not used to struggling in a relegation battle, usually competes higher up the table and also how if we got relegated he wouldn't stay at the club and would look to move somewhere else. In a relegation battle you need people who are focused on the job at hand and care enough to put in reliable work. He didn't seem to, despite his clear abilities - being that openly disrespectful towards the club and to other players who may want to try harder or who do care just isn't healthy to A) keep around and B) reward.
This would then imply that people from the club, Parker included, are outright lying about why he is not in the squad. If that is the case, why would they do that?
I don't think it unusual or unethical to hide an awkward or controversial situation. I think it's both standard practice, and best practice, in these sort of circumstances, and lots of other aspects of life. Like how McCormack was mysteriously injured just before signing a new contract in the January transfer window a few years ago.Or like an employer saying a colleague has left for "personal reasons" rather than been sacked due to drink problem.
Something else no one appears to have mentioned is Schurrle and his girlfriend are expecting a baby, which may also have affected how much he can bothered to stay here in the rain losing football matches every week
If he had zero goals to his name, then sure, I'd not think much of him. However, he's our second leader in goals. That's the fact. I'd gladly have him one-on-one with the keeper than someone who hasn't scored yet this season. In a position where we need goals more than anything in this world, and our second in goal scoring is injured/sick, I look at that as unfortunate more than some convoluted conspiracy theory that only serves to validate narratives and speculations that no one can prove.
For most of the games he turned up for, he never played a full 90 minutes, a passenger in every game including the ones he scored in.
Poor application by him, a classic big time Charlie who thought he was doing Fulham a wonderful favour, that did not have an ounce of fight in him.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 09:28:46 PM
For most of the games he turned up for, he never played a full 90 minutes, a passenger in every game including the ones he scored in.
Poor application by him, a classic big time Charlie who thought he was doing Fulham a wonderful favour, that did not have an ounce of fight in him.
Uh huh. Could've had 3 assists in 2 matches, first for Mitro 2x against Wolves, then Sess wide open against Arsenal.
Could have not dropped back deep into our box against Spurs where Trippier was through on goal, but Schurrle managed to clear the ball away at the last second. Same against Burnley where he dropped all the way back to again clear the ball at the last second when Wood was through on goal.
I agree, he's a sub waiting to happen. However, again, he's scored important goals for us. Without his goal against Southampton, we are only tying them 2-2 for example. Passenger? Think that's harsh, however the man needing convincing remains unconvinced - so there's no point really to defend him.
I will say that when he's healthy, I'm excited to see him in Parker's system. Especially where Parker requires the outside mids to drop all the way back, so people can finally put the rest that Schurrle doesn't drop back because he chooses not to - but because the system is designed that way.
Schurrie is milky, and doesn't punch his weight.
One thing I cannot stand are players who hide under a blade of grass when the going gets tough, deliberately stands next to an opponent so a team mate can't pass to him. Slows down when there is a 50/50 ball to win, so the opponent gets there first.
It's like playing with ten men.
He is guilty as charged.
I don't care!!
Danny Care is an England Rugby Union International Player.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:06:15 PM
Schurrie is milky, and doesn't punch his weight.
One thing I cannot stand are players who hide under a blade of grass when the going gets tough, deliberately stands next to an opponent so a team mate can't pass to him. Slows down when there is a 50/50 ball to win, so the opponent gets there first.
It's like playing with ten men.
He is guilty as charged.
That's a first. In what match did this occur? Genuinely curious because if we're seeing it, why wouldn't the coach punish accordingly?
Quote from: Matt10 on March 08, 2019, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:06:15 PM
Schurrie is milky, and doesn't punch his weight.
One thing I cannot stand are players who hide under a blade of grass when the going gets tough, deliberately stands next to an opponent so a team mate can't pass to him. Slows down when there is a 50/50 ball to win, so the opponent gets there first.
It's like playing with ten men.
He is guilty as charged.
That's a first. In what match did this occur? Genuinely curious because if we're seeing it, why wouldn't the coach punish accordingly?
There were more than just one match, he did it every time he took the field of play.
Some of these coaches cannot see their nose in front of them. Other coaches get intimidated by a players reputation.
But I can see what I see, and I saw with my own eyes. He has no heart, and clearly no conscience.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:22:02 PM
Quote from: Matt10 on March 08, 2019, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:06:15 PM
Schurrie is milky, and doesn't punch his weight.
One thing I cannot stand are players who hide under a blade of grass when the going gets tough, deliberately stands next to an opponent so a team mate can't pass to him. Slows down when there is a 50/50 ball to win, so the opponent gets there first.
It's like playing with ten men.
He is guilty as charged.
That's a first. In what match did this occur? Genuinely curious because if we're seeing it, why wouldn't the coach punish accordingly?
There were more than just one match, he did it every time he took the field of play.
Some of these coaches cannot see their nose in front of them. Other coaches get intimidated by a players reputation.
But I can see what I see, and I saw with my own eyes. He has no heart, and clearly no conscience.
Agree to disagree, but I can understand how you can make that judgement. He doesn't play how you want him to, therefore he's lazy, has no heart and no conscience. I would assume then when he is trying to rile up the fans it's just an act and self-absorbed way to rile himself up instead. Those 6 goals he's scored for us are all for him, and his interview that follows saying "it doesn't matter if we don't win" against Burnley is again just an act.
Schurrle can't win. Even if he's genuinely sick, he's somehow devised a super secret plan to avoid training time and high pressure matches I guess as well. What a mastermind.
Quote from: Matt10 on March 08, 2019, 10:46:02 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:22:02 PM
Quote from: Matt10 on March 08, 2019, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:06:15 PM
Schurrie is milky, and doesn't punch his weight.
One thing I cannot stand are players who hide under a blade of grass when the going gets tough, deliberately stands next to an opponent so a team mate can't pass to him. Slows down when there is a 50/50 ball to win, so the opponent gets there first.
It's like playing with ten men.
He is guilty as charged.
That's a first. In what match did this occur? Genuinely curious because if we're seeing it, why wouldn't the coach punish accordingly?
There were more than just one match, he did it every time he took the field of play.
Some of these coaches cannot see their nose in front of them. Other coaches get intimidated by a players reputation.
But I can see what I see, and I saw with my own eyes. He has no heart, and clearly no conscience.
Agree to disagree, but I can understand how you can make that judgement. He doesn't play how you want him to, therefore he's lazy, has no heart and no conscience. I would assume then when he is trying to rile up the fans it's just an act and self-absorbed way to rile himself up instead. Those 6 goals he's scored for us are all for him, and his interview that follows saying "it doesn't matter if we don't win" against Burnley is again just an act.
Schurrle can't win. Even if he's genuinely sick, he's somehow devised a super secret plan to avoid training time and high pressure matches I guess as well. What a mastermind.
Whether Wooly likes it or not he's comfotably our second highest scorer. Who else chips in with anything like his goals per minute ratio? That said he's an enigma; awful tracking back and defending so some say he's "milky" which presumably means cowardly? I'm not sure, he's certainly decent going forward and rubbish defending, I just hesitate to use that to judge him so heavily and brand him a coward.
I am pleased we all agree then, Schurrie is a sick
note on and off the pitch.
Quote from: Matt10 on March 08, 2019, 10:46:02 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:22:02 PM
Quote from: Matt10 on March 08, 2019, 10:14:01 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 08, 2019, 10:06:15 PM
Schurrie is milky, and doesn't punch his weight.
One thing I cannot stand are players who hide under a blade of grass when the going gets tough, deliberately stands next to an opponent so a team mate can't pass to him. Slows down when there is a 50/50 ball to win, so the opponent gets there first.
It's like playing with ten men.
He is guilty as charged.
That's a first. In what match did this occur? Genuinely curious because if we're seeing it, why wouldn't the coach punish accordingly?
There were more than just one match, he did it every time he took the field of play.
Some of these coaches cannot see their nose in front of them. Other coaches get intimidated by a players reputation.
But I can see what I see, and I saw with my own eyes. He has no heart, and clearly no conscience.
Agree to disagree, but I can understand how you can make that judgement. He doesn't play how you want him to, therefore he's lazy, has no heart and no conscience. I would assume then when he is trying to rile up the fans it's just an act and self-absorbed way to rile himself up instead. Those 6 goals he's scored for us are all for him, and his interview that follows saying "it doesn't matter if we don't win" against Burnley is again just an act.
Schurrle can't win. Even if he's genuinely sick, he's somehow devised a super secret plan to avoid training time and high pressure matches I guess as well. What a mastermind.
I understand that Mitrovoic has scored every 252 minutes on the pitch, but is regarded as a world class striker doing the best with poor service; while Schullre has scored every 270 minutes and is rubbish cause he provides little else apart from goals.
Of course, I am not sure if its worth mentioning, but the rest of outfield team is averging a goal every 2,191 minutes per player. And to be honest, those stats kind of makes it easy for any player (especially the full-backs) not marking those two to risk going forward.
So, how talented you all are. Not only are you expert football coaches, but are all top notch doctors. Amazing.
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
Do we get a football coach or a football manager diploma? Hope the fee is reasonable.
Quote from: Asotosyios on March 09, 2019, 10:25:24 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
Do we get a football coach or a football manager diploma? Hope the fee is reasonable.
Our Executive Company is called "Mammoth Tasks".
You will find us in Encyclopaedia Britanica between A and Z.
All our courses are held in minces Garden Shed, whereupon Mince is the adudicator.
The consultancy fee is very competitive, you can pay in instalments.
Anyone can afford the fee, even the likes of Sepp Blatter. Although I have to admit he is struggling with the begginers course.
But don't let that put you off, even though TK is having a hard time with the introductory course.
Whereupon he is struggling a little with the first question which is " how many Goalkeepers can you play in Goal at the same time ".
I am sure he will overcome it sooner rather than when we are all too old to care anymore, although maybe not in time for the next preseason.
Unfortunately we do not present any Diplomas or Badges or any administration to signify you have past this Executive Course, as we are a humble network that does not like to blow our own trumpet so to speak.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
How do you know how hard I have worked? Typically, as a clever clog, you would have no idea as to my life history, but this is what the internet brings you, if someone disagrees and expresses a different opinion, then bring on the insults. By the way, I am proud to be the ordinary bloke on the street.
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
How do you know how hard I have worked? Typically, as a clever clog, you would have no idea as to my life history, but this is what the internet brings you, if someone disagrees and expresses a different opinion, then bring on the insults. By the way, I am proud to be the ordinary bloke on the street.
That's rather unfair, I am not aware of any insults, and I was not asking you how hard you have worked, I was only informing you how hard I had.
But do not fret, I can reassure you are no more ordinary than me, and I believe it was your attempt at sarcasm that started this debate, because you did not agree to others opinion.
I was actually in the bath when you sent your provocative post, so you cannot blame me, but I am a reasonable man and I forgive you as you are an ordinary bloke, no hard feelings.
However, Pot and kettle springs to mind.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, because you can enrol in one of our sense of humour courses.
This course is even available to ordinary blokes like you who may have forgotten their roots, to help you restore yourself back as an ordinary bloke.
So that's all good news, and certainly worth considering.
Did you know that an Archaeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
Good post Woolly, LOL
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
How do you know how hard I have worked? Typically, as a clever clog, you would have no idea as to my life history, but this is what the internet brings you, if someone disagrees and expresses a different opinion, then bring on the insults. By the way, I am proud to be the ordinary bloke on the street.
That's rather unfair, I am not aware of any insults, and I was not asking you how hard you have worked, I was only informing you how hard I had.
But do not fret, I can reassure you are no more ordinary than me, and I believe it was your attempt at sarcasm that started this debate, because you did not agree to others opinion.
I was actually in the bath when you sent your provocative post, so you cannot blame me, but I am a reasonable man and I forgive you as you are an ordinary bloke, no hard feelings.
However, Pot and kettle springs to mind.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, because you can enrol in one of our sense of humour courses.
This course is even available to ordinary blokes like you who may have forgotten their roots, to help you restore yourself back as an ordinary bloke.
So that's all good news, and certainly worth considering.
Did you know that an Archaeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
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Yes, you are right, I was being sarcastic, out of exasperation at, once again, people scapegoating yet another Fulham player, who has not reached their expectations, so, without knowing the full facts, cast their opinions as though that was cast iron certainty. As for a sense of humour, I will leave those that know me tobejudges of that, rather than the musings of you.
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 01:58:17 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
How do you know how hard I have worked? Typically, as a clever clog, you would have no idea as to my life history, but this is what the internet brings you, if someone disagrees and expresses a different opinion, then bring on the insults. By the way, I am proud to be the ordinary bloke on the street.
That's rather unfair, I am not aware of any insults, and I was not asking you how hard you have worked, I was only informing you how hard I had.
But do not fret, I can reassure you are no more ordinary than me, and I believe it was your attempt at sarcasm that started this debate, because you did not agree to others opinion.
I was actually in the bath when you sent your provocative post, so you cannot blame me, but I am a reasonable man and I forgive you as you are an ordinary bloke, no hard feelings.
However, Pot and kettle springs to mind.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, because you can enrol in one of our sense of humour courses.
This course is even available to ordinary blokes like you who may have forgotten their roots, to help you restore yourself back as an ordinary bloke.
So that's all good news, and certainly worth considering.
Did you know that an Archaeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
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Yes, you are right, I was being sarcastic, out of exasperation at, once again, people scapegoating yet another Fulham player, who has not reached their expectations, so, without knowing the full facts, cast their opinions as though that was cast iron certainty. As for a sense of humour, I will leave those that know me tobejudges of that, rather than the musings of you.
But that's what this forum is about opinions, and I had my opinion about this player, and you have yours, but I do not recall myself pulling you up about your opinion, yet you certainly made your feelings known to me about my opinion. so what do you expect when you attempt to take the moral high ground.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 02:14:39 PM
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 01:58:17 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 01:46:09 PM
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
How do you know how hard I have worked? Typically, as a clever clog, you would have no idea as to my life history, but this is what the internet brings you, if someone disagrees and expresses a different opinion, then bring on the insults. By the way, I am proud to be the ordinary bloke on the street.
That's rather unfair, I am not aware of any insults, and I was not asking you how hard you have worked, I was only informing you how hard I had.
But do not fret, I can reassure you are no more ordinary than me, and I believe it was your attempt at sarcasm that started this debate, because you did not agree to others opinion.
I was actually in the bath when you sent your provocative post, so you cannot blame me, but I am a reasonable man and I forgive you as you are an ordinary bloke, no hard feelings.
However, Pot and kettle springs to mind.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, because you can enrol in one of our sense of humour courses.
This course is even available to ordinary blokes like you who may have forgotten their roots, to help you restore yourself back as an ordinary bloke.
So that's all good news, and certainly worth considering.
Did you know that an Archaeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
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Yes, you are right, I was being sarcastic, out of exasperation at, once again, people scapegoating yet another Fulham player, who has not reached their expectations, so, without knowing the full facts, cast their opinions as though that was cast iron certainty. As for a sense of humour, I will leave those that know me tobejudges of that, rather than the musings of you.
But that's what this forum is about opinions, and I had my opinion about this player, and you have yours, but I do not recall myself pulling you up about your opinion, yet you certainly made your feelings known to me about my opinion. so what do you expect when you attempt to take the moral high ground.
Oh, I get it, it's about having the last word. Oh by the way, only a few of my jokes came from the internet but in deference to your opinion, I'll let that one go.
I wish I hadn't opened this thread for debate, making me ill.
I don't think he needs to feign sickness - they can just drop him without all that.
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 02:41:02 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 02:14:39 PM
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Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 09:49:34 AM
Yes I suppose It probably is amazing to the ordinary bloke in the street.
But we have all achieved it through hard work and sacrifice, and you could have done the same and reached our level, if you had not spent your time copying jokes off the internet, and posted them on this board.
But there is still time to redeem yourself, it's never too late to learn.
You can start by joining my consultancy as a student, and for a small fee you can immediately learn the basics like for instance, "when is a ball upside down".
That sort of thing, and before you know it, you will be on your way to qualify as an Executive Expert, even TK is considering signing up, although he may take a little longer than the ordinary bloke in the street.
How do you know how hard I have worked? Typically, as a clever clog, you would have no idea as to my life history, but this is what the internet brings you, if someone disagrees and expresses a different opinion, then bring on the insults. By the way, I am proud to be the ordinary bloke on the street.
That's rather unfair, I am not aware of any insults, and I was not asking you how hard you have worked, I was only informing you how hard I had.
But do not fret, I can reassure you are no more ordinary than me, and I believe it was your attempt at sarcasm that started this debate, because you did not agree to others opinion.
I was actually in the bath when you sent your provocative post, so you cannot blame me, but I am a reasonable man and I forgive you as you are an ordinary bloke, no hard feelings.
However, Pot and kettle springs to mind.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, because you can enrol in one of our sense of humour courses.
This course is even available to ordinary blokes like you who may have forgotten their roots, to help you restore yourself back as an ordinary bloke.
So that's all good news, and certainly worth considering.
Did you know that an Archaeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
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Yes, you are right, I was being sarcastic, out of exasperation at, once again, people scapegoating yet another Fulham player, who has not reached their expectations, so, without knowing the full facts, cast their opinions as though that was cast iron certainty. As for a sense of humour, I will leave those that know me tobejudges of that, rather than the musings of you.
But that's what this forum is about opinions, and I had my opinion about this player, and you have yours, but I do not recall myself pulling you up about your opinion, yet you certainly made your feelings known to me about my opinion. so what do you expect when you attempt to take the moral high ground.
Oh, I get it, it's about having the last word. Oh by the way, only a few of my jokes came from the internet but in deference to your opinion, I'll let that one go.
Well unlike you, as i am an ordinary bloke, I have found you guilty by your own confession that your material is off the Internet.
Obviously your guilty conscience has got the better of you. Nevertheless, shocking revelations all the same.
As you seem to be obsessed with the last word.
Please let me remind you that there is an unwritten honourable agreement between ordinary blokes like me to whoever has the first word which is YOU, allows the other bloke ME have the last word. That's what ordinary blokes do, so as it's alleged it's a democratic society, I deduce that your claim to be an ordinary bloke has been revealed as bogus.
Therefore you are a bogus ordinary bloke.
On that basis I recommend that you enroll on one of our many available courses ASAP.
Welp, this thread went off the rails. Thanks all those involved. COYW.
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Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 03:04:16 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 02:58:42 PM
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Your not really asking for help, are you?
Even an ordinary bloke like me needs help now and again, no man is an island.
Unless you are a Lighthouse Keeper.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 03:19:31 PM
Quote from: Peabody on March 09, 2019, 03:04:16 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on March 09, 2019, 02:58:42 PM
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Your not really asking for help, are you?
Even an ordinary bloke like me needs help now and again, no man is an island.
Unless you are a Lighthouse Keeper.
Please leave Lighthouse out of it.
Is he back?
His Instagram is of his boots and him stood next to his own name at CC.
Quote from: Milo on March 14, 2019, 11:04:49 AM
Is he back?
His Instagram is of his boots and him stood next to his own name at CC.
I hope not as I have booked him on one of my many Executive Consultancy Courses.
The particular one I recommended especially for Schurrie, was the one entitled......." even though you are having a bad game, you can still run around ".
This course is in conjunction with our Five Star additional course......." How to break sweat in one easy lesson".
I have also forwarded him details of a course we have especially devised for him called......" How to avoid being a sick note".
Reminds me of a Wildebeast just before dying goes around in circles!