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Title: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: Rambling_Syd_Rumpo on February 21, 2010, 08:11:22 PM
Dear Mr Zamora

I have,in the past,called you(at the game) many things,such as a plank,a lamppost,a muppet,a useless muppet,a dipstick,a pillock, a wassock,a useless wassock and other things that I cannot post on a family friendly site.
Also I have blamed you for a few things-for a start I have blamed you for not scorring enough goals,being bad tempered,shushing the fans,not being able to hit a cows arse with a banjo,World War 1,World War 2,the sinking of the Titanic and the shooting of JFK.

I fully admit now of being wrong,you are a very good footballer,a great goal scorer and are truely loved at the Cottage.

I would like you however to do one thing for me,when the whole crowd are singing Bobby for England,O Bobby Zamora can before you go off the pitch,can you give us a wave???? please???

Love and kisses(but only in a manly way :o 8))
Rambling Sid Rumpo
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: Steve_orino on February 21, 2010, 09:40:38 PM
Good on ya Mr. Rambling.  It's good of you to admit when you are wrong.

Please Mr. Zamora, acknowledge those that sing your praises.  It's good to be Fulham.
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: RidgeRider on February 21, 2010, 09:47:40 PM
Quote from: Rambling_Syd_Rumpo on February 21, 2010, 08:11:22 PM
Dear Mr Zamora

I have,in the past,called you(at the game) many things,such as a plank,a lamppost,a muppet,a useless muppet,a dipstick,a pillock, a wassock,a useless wassock and other things that I cannot post on a family friendly site.
Also I have blamed you for a few things-for a start I have blamed you for not scorring enough goals,being bad tempered,shushing the fans,not being able to hit a cows arse with a banjo,World War 1,World War 2,the sinking of the Titanic and the shooting of JFK.

I fully admit now of being wrong,you are a very good footballer,a great goal scorer and are truely loved at the Cottage.

I would like you however to do one thing for me,when the whole crowd are singing Bobby for England,O Bobby Zamora can before you go off the pitch,can you give us a wave???? please???

Love and kisses(but only in a manly way :o 8))
Rambling Sid Rumpo


It's about dang time Syd! Way to go. Feel better don't ya?  ;)
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: LBNo11 on February 21, 2010, 09:50:21 PM
...last season I would have agreed with you RSR, but he has been a revelation this season - and appears to be getting better!

Here's hoping the humble pie leaves no indigestion...
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: Fulham_Adam on February 21, 2010, 09:52:46 PM
I've been a fan of his for a while now.  8)
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: HatterDon on February 21, 2010, 10:22:49 PM
Well done Julian ... say hello to Sandy.
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: Rambling_Syd_Rumpo on February 22, 2010, 10:09:30 AM
Quote from: HatterDon on February 21, 2010, 10:22:49 PM
Well done Julian ... say hello to Sandy.
One for the youngsters Mr Don? LOL
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: Lighthouse on February 22, 2010, 10:22:29 AM
Dear Mr Zamora,

You recently received a note from a Mr Rambling_Syd_Rumpo.

May I add that I too have been guilty of being critical of your performances. I regret nothing because as you know you were pretty average. This season you have been very good. Yes you still seem incapable of making a decision when you have the ball and time. Yes you still miss the easy chances. But you are brave and strong and frankly a very good target man with speed and ... no thats it.

So I know you really don't care what we think of you as you yourself are pretty rude to the people who come and see you. I can't afford to see you so I am of an even lower animal in your life. But this season you make me pleased you are part of the great team we have. I don't expect it will last but thanks anyway. You really are very good.
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: Serotonin on February 22, 2010, 10:59:08 AM
Well said. I think Bobby is turning the corner.. We got a wave at the Burnley game (I think it was). His name is sung more than anyone's, appreciation works both ways...
Title: Re: An Apology to Mr Zamora
Post by: The Equalizer on February 22, 2010, 01:19:10 PM
We got a wave as he was walking off the pitch at the end of the game. I was well chuffed when I spotted him doing it.