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I'll swap you Darren Bent and Frasier Campbell for Bobby Zamora ...
They tell me there are 40,000 in today. Is there little to do in Sunderland?
...Sir Roy: "honestly Steve 'Grecian 2000' were happy to sponsor me, I'm sure 'rhinoplasty.com' will sponsor you as the before model...
"Erm, Roy, got any tips on how to successfully manage a football team?"
Did you see the Scum Terrys Hair cut yesterday? HA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAH
Hahaha Steve. No i dont want to buy Steed back.
Bruce : Do you think we can do a Great Escape like Fulham ???
Roy : Norway is a great escape too !!( your getting sacked in the morning, sacked in the morrrrrrning )
If football management fails you , you can always try your hand at acting - it's really easy - be a pirate - go arrrrrrghhhhhh!
Look at the bright side Bruce, you could be managing QPR.....
What! You've forgotten how many points it is for a win?
(What is the prize in this competition? Being a fly on the wall in the John Teryry household?)
Steve: "If your Fulham boys score today, I'll nut ya."
"hahahaha, I tell you waht Steve, I had a Mr Potato head toy when I was young and it was a dead ringer for you"
Roy: "Hahaha, and people take the p*ss out of MY nose!"
Roy - "if you just let go of my nuts, I'll tell you how I do it..."
