Female - Male Perception
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
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Both of those are so very true and very funny too. :011:
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Unless you are members of the clique then both contributions are pants
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Ah, so I have cliq...cked then?
I like these.
My other favourite is what happens in real life...
My wife will occasionally write me a list of stuff to get from the supermarket, and I dutifully oblige, only to get an earbashing when I get home for missing a few items that weren't actually on the list.
"I thought it was obvious that we needed that"...
I've noticed that if you sit down to a meal cooked by a male, and ask "Where did you get this meat?"..the answer is likely to be "Tesco", or "Sainsbury's"
If you ask the same question regarding a meal cooked by a female, the reply tends to be "Why?, what's wrong with it?"
Quote from: cebu on September 04, 2011, 01:50:27 PM
Both of those are so very true and very funny too. :011:
Very funny, reminds me of the Two Ronnie's 'Fork handles' sketch, well apart from not being male/female perception, oops maybe I've missed the point then :001:
A dizzy blonde takes her car to the garage because it is not running well. The mechanic takes it away and returns it ten minutes later, saying "It's all fixed luv". "Ooh, that was quick" she says. "Yeah, just sh*t in the air filter" he replies. She looks puzzled and hesitates for a minute before asking "So how often should I do that?"
A married couple of friends of mine, she is very messy and he is a neat-freak ,
so they are going to a wedding in the car and the wife gets into the back :
He says accusingly : Are you sitting on my jacket ??
She replied : Why darling, do you want me to !!!!
