Harry Potter & the Tuition Fess of Inaffordability
Lowered Expectations
Pride and Political Correctness Gone Mad
King Solomon's Pit Closures
"Lady Chatterley's F**kbuddy"
After the postman has rung twice he will leave your parcel with a neighbour
Watership Back Up, In A Reanimated, Zombie Rabbit Kind Of Way
Mansfield Trading Park
Keep them coming
...ok, here goes:-
"Three Lions, Whitewitch and the Diop"
"The Pit and the Digital Watch"
"Sagittarius Crashing"
"Pilgrim's SatNav"
"Wuthering Lows"
"Richard Melville Hall's Penis"
"Huckleberry Finnster"
"Jude The Obvious"
"The Forty Steps"
"The Pathetic Gatsby"
"1985"
"Catch - 23"
"The Little Cat-nap"
"Lord of the Zip"
"Unlucky Jim"
"David Scrapyard"
"Catcher In The Rye with Pastrami, Mayo and Pickle"
"Animal Farmers Market"
"Portnoy's Cure"
And the special chocolate related sequels:-
"The Maltesers Falcon"
"The Chocolate Orange"
"The Hitchhikers Guide to the Cadbury"
"Mutiny on the Twix"
"Stig of the Stamford Bridge"
"Jurassic Open Space"
"Journey to the Centre of Staines"
"Around the World in 80 Hours"
"Charlotte's 404 Page not Found"
"Delia's How To Order Takeaway"
"The Lonliness of the Long Distance Blogger"
The Bible 2: God's back and he's pissed.
