A Very Happy St Patrick's Day To All Foffer's Around The World!
May the road rise up to meet you
And may your God go with you
Line 'em up and get 'em down.
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I wish you all the happiest of Paddy's day from New York with a sad story that I don't know who wrote:
A long time ago when the Earth was green,
There was more kinds of animals then you've ever seen.
And they'd run around free while the world was being born.
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn!
There was green alligators and long necked geese,
Hump back camels and chimpanzees.
Cats and rats and elephants but sure a you're born,
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn!
But the Lord seen some sinnin' and it caused him pain.
He says, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain.
So hey, Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do.
Go and build me a floating zoo."
"You'll take two alligators and a couple of geese,
Two hump back camels and two chimpanzees.
Two cats, two rats, two elephants but as sure as you're born,
Noah, don't you forget my unicorns!"
Well, Noah looked out through the drivin' rain,
But the unicorns was hidin'-playin' silly games.
They were kickin' and a-splashin' while the rain was pourin',
Oh them foolish unicorns.
"So you take two alligators and a couple of geese,
Two hump back camels and two chimpanzees.
Two cats, two rats, two elephants but as sure as you're born,
Noah, don't you forget my unicorns."
And the the ark started movin' and it drifted with the tide,
And the unicorns looked up from the rock and cried.
And the water came up and sort of floated them away,
That's why you've never seen a unicorn to this day.
You'll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese,
You'll see hump back camels and chimpanzees.
You'll see cats and rats and elephants but as sure as you're born,
You're never gonna see no unicorn.
I bet thats not the only Creamy Head she enjoy's :004:
Quote from: JBH on March 17, 2010, 06:44:54 AM
I bet thats not the only Creamy Head she enjoy's :004:
You can't beat those catholic girls... :004:
Happy St Patrick's day everyone! Let the green beer flow my friends. Drink up and be safe out there.
Feck! Arse! Women's Knickers!
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...to Brigid and Gerry, Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh!
Pionta Guinness, le do thoil. :dft003:
Quote from: finnster01 on March 17, 2010, 06:46:57 AM
Quote from: JBH on March 17, 2010, 06:44:54 AM
I bet thats not the only Creamy Head she enjoy's :004:
You can't beat those catholic girls... :004:
No you can actually and for a very small fee. When you have a small fee you have to know what can and cannot be done with it.
Does anyone know who this gratuitious guiness guzzling girly is?
Quote from: Huge on March 17, 2010, 11:57:54 AM
Does anyone know who this gratuitious guiness guzzling girly is?
I am afraid Huge - its Bianca Gascoigne. :005:
