Barton
Bellamy
Bosnich
Carroll
Cole (Cashley)
Diouf
Gerrard (alledgedly)
King (Marlon)
Yorke
Any more..?
Calum Davenport
Amr Zaki
Matthew Etherington
Mido
Grahame French
Peter Storey
Frank Large
Frank Worthington (great player though).
Stephen Ireland and his four of five grandmothers
Sol 'Where did he go?' Campbell
Lampard
Terry
Cole A
Cole J
Mutu
Rooney and his 'old lady'
How could I have forgotton Mr. "Sniff-the-touchline" Mutu? How about Bruce Grobbelar in goal and a couple of American transfers in, Clint 'Watch me get my coach fired" Mathis and Jeff "My ambition is to play for every MLS franchise at least twice" Cunningham.?
I love Clint Mathis... too bad hes such a fool.
Did Fat Ronaldo make the cut? How about Adriano?
And for dysfunctional... Cantona has to be in there somewhere.
How far are we going with this?
Cos I'm thinking Luke McCormick, Gazza, John Negodi, Bradley Wright-Phillips, Maradona, Lee Hughes, Rene Higuita...
It's quite the squad!
John Harkes.
At present you have include the whole of Chelsea squad "he he he " :011:
Marco Boogers - The signing that 'Arry Redknapp doesn't bleat on about. Sent off on his debut and then went missing. Found in a cravan on the Dutch coast
Lars Elstrup - Former Luton striker. Quit football to start a religious cult.
And of course the one and only David Icke
Tony Adams, Peter Knowles, Jimmy Bullard, Lee Bowyer, Jan Molby
I would argue a fair shout should be given to Gazza and Paul Merson as well.
Could Luciano Gannuci be the president? He was the former president of Perugia who amongst other things brought in Colonel Gadaffi's son to play and attempted to hire two female footballers for the first team.
Zatty Knight and his little Bruvva...
Would George Best make the grade on this?
Norman Stanley Bowles.
I think some are getting carried away here: eccentric, charismatic and slightly weird doesn't equal dysfunctional.
Kevin Keegan and Billy Bremner, but only if they were together and room mates on the road :011: