We've had:
1. Why haven't we signed everyone -- the window opens in only a week :026: AND
2. Have you seen the new drapes at Loftus Rd? AND
3. The orange kit isn't great/bad/orange. AND
4. We've got no bloody strikers!
Let's have something else to obsess over. I'll start:
Will FIFA allow the Greek and Irish national sides to have Angela Merkle as their kit sponsor?
NEXT
Just how long will it take the Dutch FA to ask Jol to become their manager and will we welcome Harry Redknapp as manager after all that we have said about him.
I am perfectly confident of Sá and Trotta as starters. When one is injured, we can replace him with a banjo because it can't hit a Zamora with a barn.
