To day at work a Man City supporter was well pi**** off saying that b****** Shrek scored in the 92nd min, i just fell about, i have never thought of WR as Shrek but it fits don't you think.
are you being serious? You've never heard him described as Shrek?
He's small, he's round, he's got no neck, his name is Rooney and he looks like Shrek
Where have you been?!?
He's been on the Rock mate. Nothing wrong with that. Looking out for the French having another go at us.
Yes, literally on the Rock. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sark
I've been researching the wee-place so I can figure out how to convince the missus to retire there.
living on our rock so some things take some time filltering down Shrek is a new one to me.
Finny i'm looking at France as i type all's well i can see the lights of the two nuclear power stations so no threat tonight, i will try to let you know if they go bang i may have a few minutes before they reach us. Steve all you need is money to retire to Sark that's why i say i will still be working till the day i ***
Well right now, money I don't have...but...I do have some time on my side before having to retire.
So ManU goes to the Carling Cup final...whoop-te-doo. Shrek! I like that name.
Smalling doesn't get 2 inches of press while with Fulham...he gets purchased by ManUre and all of a sudden he gets 2 inch headlines and SSN teases a story with "Sky Sports Scout is where we scour the globe looking for the best talent, next up is Chris Smalling."
If you'd been "scouring the globe for the best talent" why didn't you find his arse while at Maidstone???
I'll look for the answer to that one in the Picauyne!
