One evening, an elderly man entered a restuarant and ordered the soup. When the waiter brought the soup, he put it down and started to walk away but was called back by the customer. Here was the dialogue.
Waiter. Yes Sir?
Customer. Tast the soup
Waier. Pardon?
Customer. Tast the soup
Waiter. I can assure you Sir that the soup is fine
Customer. Tast thee soup.
Waiter. Sir, there is no need for me to tast it
Customer. I want you to tast it
Waiter. Oh very we'll, where is the spoon?
Customer. Aha.
Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died!"
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?
"You're in the team for this Saturday".
Quote from: Peabody on February 21, 2013, 08:39:26 PM
One evening, an elderly man entered a restuarant and ordered the soup. When the waiter brought the soup, he put it down and started to walk away but was called back by the customer. Here was the dialogue.
Waiter. Yes Sir?
Customer. Tast the soup
Waier. Pardon?
Customer. Tast the soup
Waiter. I can assure you Sir that the soup is fine
Customer. Tast thee soup.
Waiter. Sir, there is no need for me to tast it
Customer. I want you to tast it
Waiter. Oh very we'll, where is the spoon?
Customer. Aha.
Classic joke, told best here:
taste the soup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORMeSJsYIM#)
Quote from: Mr-ska on February 21, 2013, 10:41:17 PM
Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died!"
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"
That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?
"You're in the team for this Saturday".
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Skasie - that was brilliant! Well done mate! 064.gif
