would it be wrong if i sneaked into motspur and changed our transfer list and added bale messi and ronaldo to the top of the list with a side not saying these will be bought out of the chairmans personal money?
I think this is the only realistic one out of the 3 Ben.
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Sign him up, Khan!
No, no, I don't want to discourage Ben.
Good idea, son, off you go and sneak into Motspur Park. Have fun.