As I write she is sitting on a table with Bobby in Vegas. She sent me a text saying that she was chatting to a Fulham player called Bobby in Vegas. It's all very well, but she refuses to get me his autograph because it would be embarrassing. So annoying.
wouldn't have thought Bobby would go to that kind of club where girls sit on a table! :005: if she can text can she not get a picture to send you or us?
Quote from: Whiteroom on May 18, 2010, 11:34:32 AM
As I write she is sitting on a table with Bobby in Vegas. She sent me a text saying that she was chatting to a Fulham player called Bobby in Vegas. It's all very well, but she refuses to get me his autograph because it would be embarrassing. So annoying.
Mr Whiteroom,
You do know that it is 3:36 AM in Las Vegas and if my girlfriend was sitting "on a table with Bobby" it would cause me some degree of concern. :dft012:
You know that chant about x player 'can sleep with my wife' ? :005:
Bobby just scored!!!! :013:
So when is he having his operation and is he limping now and if he shoots will he still miss or score spectacularly
Quote from: Whiteroom on May 18, 2010, 12:45:17 PM
Hahaha! She has got his number and they have planned to go for a night out together in London next month. I sort of don't mind. Maybe I will become fishing buddies with him.
:010: How old is your girlfriend!? If I'm being honest i'd be more then worried. Girls who hang out on tables in Las Vegas who don't want to compromise their image to a professional footballer, who plays for the team her boyfriend supports and who's got his number and has already planned a night out in london with makes me more then suspicious. Also Zamora's not married is he? and earning £20 grand a week? Most girls would probably give it a try and find it appealing - even if it was for a fling, and you can't really blame them, cos if we were in a club talking to a well known model and getting on with them we'd be inclined to do the same.
Tbh, though, if that is the case, then you're better off knowing now instead of however many years down the line what she's like and finding out before , during or after how much you actually mean to her - if you're even that bothered.
Zamora literally cannot stop scoring, even though the season has ended!
Bobby is going out with Nicola Tappenden, Ex page 3 model
Quote from: epsomraver on May 18, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
Bobby is going out with Nicola Tappenden, Ex page 3 model
That's never stopped anyone, including John Terry etc. from sharking. Just ask Wayne Bridges. Although I would add that I'd take an ex-page 3 model any day over being married to a shoplifter
Quote from: epsomraver on May 18, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
Bobby is going out with Nicola Tappenden, Ex page 3 model
That was over 2 years ago. Um, according to my girlfriend who buys Heat.
Quote from: finnster01 on May 18, 2010, 01:46:59 PM
Quote from: epsomraver on May 18, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
Bobby is going out with Nicola Tappenden, Ex page 3 model
That's never stopped anyone, including John Terry etc. from sharking. Just ask Wayne Bridges. Although I would add that I'd take an ex-page 3 model any day over being married to a shoplifter
I thought you wrote shirt lifter for a minute!
She is 21, and I'm really not worried! Apparently he was quite keen on one of her friends. Imagine if they became mates! That would be amazing.
Quote from: Whiteroom on May 18, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
She is 21, and I'm really not worried! Apparently he was quite keen on one of her friends. Imagine if they became mates! That would be amazing.
Better make sure you don't sit in Row Z on this one mate. Top tip from an old geezer. Had a girlfriend who got hit on once by the old Scottish player Mo Johnston and it wasn't pretty. On the other hand, I did have a brief go at Tony Cascarino's old girlfriend once and that was pretty interesting too. That's how I met my old Millwall mates. They are nuts, but I still meet up with them a few times a year if we can find a pub they haven't been banned from.
(http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Bobby_Zamora_630007.jpg)
You better watch out, he is a bit of a looker! :015:
Quote from: The Equalizer on May 18, 2010, 02:04:31 PM
Quote from: epsomraver on May 18, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
Bobby is going out with Nicola Tappenden, Ex page 3 model
That was over 2 years ago. Um, according to my girlfriend who buys Heat.
Your g/f buys heat ? Aren't you giving her enough then Eq and she has to supplement it...pmsl :005:
Bad news is our Bobby isn't married. He broke up with Nicola T a couple of years back and she is now settled with another footballer and they have a child...and no, I don't read HEAT!
Quote from: FulhamRob on May 18, 2010, 06:12:15 PM
Bad news is our Bobby isn't married. He broke up with Nicola T a couple of years back and she is now settled with another footballer and they have a child...and no, I don't read HEAT!
You should, there was a great article on Eva Longoria and her real preference in make-up last week.
How does that chant go again?
"When you're sat on the bed, giving some head, it's Zamora"
How shallow are you just because he plays football you want to be mates with him.sad very sad just go and read ok and hello magazine and pretend there your friends that would be great.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, I'm guessing the panties she left on his floor will too.
You mean "mates" as in he gets her to operate the camera whilst giving her mate a bath in champagne?
Quote from: Whiteroom on May 18, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
She is 21, and I'm really not worried! Apparently he was quite keen on one of her friends. Imagine if they became mates! That would be amazing.
Bobby is not a chaser .... he is also surprisingly nice
You ignore then W'Room
Thanks KCat! This topic has really got peoples imaginations going!
I maintain that BZ should be unable to walk because of his injury. Or he should be making himself ready for the operation. Or so upset that his injury robbed us of winning the Europa that he should be sobbing in a dark room. Instead we are supposed to believe he is galivanting about in some gambling den talking to ladies flashing their phones at him.
I have reported this to the club and expect them to take action. Oh how easy it seems to be for him to get over the pain.
I don't think I could aggravate an achilles injury in that sort of activity. Mind you, I'm not as limber as I once was, so I suppose it's possible.
Quote from: The Equalizer on May 18, 2010, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: FulhamRob on May 18, 2010, 06:12:15 PM
Bad news is our Bobby isn't married. He broke up with Nicola T a couple of years back and she is now settled with another footballer and they have a child...and no, I don't read HEAT!
You should, there was a great article on Eva Longoria and her real preference in make-up last week.
Can't believe I missed that...what was I thinking?
Quote from: leonffc on May 18, 2010, 06:24:26 PM
How does that chant go again?
"When you're sat on the bed, giving some head, it's Zamora"
That made me laugh! :005:
Quote from: Lighthouse on May 19, 2010, 12:44:20 AM
I maintain that BZ should be unable to walk because of his injury. Or he should be making himself ready for the operation. Or so upset that his injury robbed us of winning the Europa that he should be sobbing in a dark room. Instead we are supposed to believe he is galivanting about in some gambling den talking to ladies flashing their phones at him.
I have reported this to the club and expect them to take action. Oh how easy it seems to be for him to get over the pain.
That is the exact same attitude as one of my mates, if the players are not throwing up at full time they havn't tried hard enough!
Quote from: finnster01 on May 18, 2010, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Whiteroom on May 18, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
She is 21, and I'm really not worried! Apparently he was quite keen on one of her friends. Imagine if they became mates! That would be amazing.
Better make sure you don't sit in Row Z on this one mate. Top tip from an old geezer. Had a girlfriend who got hit on once by the old Scottish player Mo Johnston and it wasn't pretty. On the other hand, I did have a brief go at Tony Cascarino's old girlfriend once and that was pretty interesting too. That's how I met my old Millwall mates. They are nuts, but I still meet up with them a few times a year if we can find a pub they haven't been banned from.
I had the hots for a girl from Wandsworth who gave me the heave-ho to marry Alan Harris who like his brother Ron (Chopper) Harris played for that other team down the road. Think about that!
If I had a girlfriend I would have absolutely no worries in letting her loose in Las Vegas without me. I would trust her implicity and would put all my faith in her - chastity belt :037:
Quote from: CorkedHat on May 19, 2010, 01:05:28 PM
If I had a girlfriend I would have absolutely no worries in letting her loose in Las Vegas without me. I would trust her implicity and would put all my faith in her - chastity belt :037:
Dunno CH, Vegas has enough denizens more than capable of picking a lock. :003:
Isn't JT in Vegas with Gerrard ? :013:
Quote from: KCat on May 18, 2010, 11:09:47 PM
Bobby is not a chaser .... he is also surprisingly nice
You ignore then W'Room
I'm sure KCat is right, and he treated her really nice, probably even left her a couple poker chips on the night stand.
Banging away like a barn door in the wind.
I am bringing this thread back up because I suspect that one of the two 'super injunctions' being used by an England footballer at the moment is from one R Zamora.
White Room - are you still with your girlfriend? Is she expecting a windfall any time soon?? :002:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304891/Footballer-sex-scandal-gossip-sweeps-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304891/Footballer-sex-scandal-gossip-sweeps-internet.html)
I was hoping to revive this thread with my entry in the Zamora/Cappello caption competition. :011:
Quote from: White Noise on August 21, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
I am bringing this thread back up because I suspect that one of the two 'super injunctions' being used by an England footballer at the moment is from one R Zamora.
White Room - are you still with your girlfriend? Is she expecting a windfall any time soon?? :002:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304891/Footballer-sex-scandal-gossip-sweeps-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304891/Footballer-sex-scandal-gossip-sweeps-internet.html)
You seem to know what's what in media land WN, is one of the players Joe Cole?
It does say father of one, as BZ is a father of twins that rules him out , doesn't it?
Can you ask her if he's hard of hearing....was he doing that ear-cupping thing when she spoke to him?
Quote from: AlFayedsChequebook on May 18, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
(http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Bobby_Zamora_630007.jpg)
You better watch out, he is a bit of a looker! :015:
"Bobby Zamora's on fire......."
Classic song sung by Fulham fan on the Sky Sports fan zone a season or so ago............
Quote from: White Noise on August 21, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
I am bringing this thread back up because I suspect that one of the two 'super injunctions' being used by an England footballer at the moment is from one R Zamora.
White Room - are you still with your girlfriend? Is she expecting a windfall any time soon?? :002:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304891/Footballer-sex-scandal-gossip-sweeps-internet.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1304891/Footballer-sex-scandal-gossip-sweeps-internet.html)
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