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Title: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: finnster01 on June 08, 2010, 10:57:45 PM
Although it is his Welsh cousin Owen first on the chopping block, but it looks like Billy the Badger may need to go undercover soon...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10270111.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10270111.stm)
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Edwatch_Winston_Malone on June 08, 2010, 11:05:40 PM
You do know that he isn't a real badger, don't you?
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Tom on June 08, 2010, 11:08:32 PM
Quote from: Edward_Winston_Malone on June 08, 2010, 11:05:40 PM
You do know that he isn't a real badger, don't you?
lol!!!  :005:
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: AmericanJames on June 09, 2010, 09:33:46 AM
Quote from: Edward_Winston_Malone on June 08, 2010, 11:05:40 PM
You do know that he isn't a real badger, don't you?

Are you serious???? I thought all badgers were 6ft tall and wore football kits, This is worse than the day I found out Santa and the Easter Bunny were fake too.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 09:39:25 AM
Did you know that badgers are one of the most vicious and fearsome carnivores in this country? The cull is necessary as they are a massive threat to livestock and poultry and are even responsible for the wiping out of the wolves, bears, boars and beavers from this country hundreds of years ago.

The death toll on humans is in the 50s each year, as they hunt the wood and parklands of England in packs.

Very smart, very vicious and one of the most dangerous predators on the planet.

I'd rather we had Hyenas in our countryside than badgers.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Doctor on June 09, 2010, 09:50:59 AM
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 09:39:25 AM
The death toll on humans is in the 50s each year, as they hunt the wood and parklands of England in packs.

Very smart, very vicious and one of the most dangerous predators on the planet.

My brother swears blind he was followed by a badger one night a few years ago on Wimbledon Parkside.  Sounds like he had a lucky escape
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 09:55:25 AM
Quote from: The Doctor on June 09, 2010, 09:50:59 AM
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 09:39:25 AM
The death toll on humans is in the 50s each year, as they hunt the wood and parklands of England in packs.

Very smart, very vicious and one of the most dangerous predators on the planet.

My brother swears blind he was followed by a badger one night a few years ago on Wimbledon Parkside.  Sounds like he had a lucky escape

He really doesn't know how lucky he is.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Airfix on June 09, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
Quote from: AmericanJames on June 09, 2010, 09:33:46 AM
This is worse than the day I found out Santa and the Easter Bunny were fake too.

What?????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Logicalman on June 09, 2010, 10:30:47 AM
Think someone ought to tell old Len here?

Aye-up, lad.

(http://cards.littleoak.com.au/196768_abc_starplayers_blackbacks/15_len_badger.JPG)
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Logicalman on June 09, 2010, 10:34:05 AM
Quote from: Edward_Winston_Malone on June 08, 2010, 11:05:40 PM
You do know that he isn't a real badger, don't you?

Wash your mouth out, you. That's, that's, that's, some word I cannot recall right now, but it IS that!!

Not real, eh. Next you'll be telling us all that Climate change is something to do with the way humans live on this planet.  :005:
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: epsomraver on June 09, 2010, 10:53:41 AM
All the do gooders are challenging the cull, rather have a farmer have to slaughter otherwise healthy cattle just because they fail the TB testing, same people who complain about the price of milk going up
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 01:26:59 PM
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 09:39:25 AM


The death toll on humans is in the 50s each year, as they hunt the wood and parklands of England in packs.



Surely not. Really?

I can't remember ever seeing a news story about a badger killing a human. One fox attacks a child and it's front page news.

I'm neither badgerphile or badgerphobe by the way. Live and let live or cull the vermin.

Whichever.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: chez on June 09, 2010, 01:35:11 PM
I'm shocked to hear that badgers kill humans  :001:

As for the cull all for it!
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Burt on June 09, 2010, 01:38:25 PM
This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard since someone said they saw a guinea-pig with a pancake on top of it.

As if...
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Burt on June 09, 2010, 01:39:04 PM
Or was it a rabbit? lol
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 01:40:05 PM
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1132020.ece (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1132020.ece)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/3023369.stm)

Terrifying.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: FatFreddysCat on June 09, 2010, 01:42:22 PM
Why waste all that meat if there's a cull, Badger pie anyone?
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 01:43:32 PM
(http://livinorange.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lookoutbadgers.jpg)
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: FatFreddysCat on June 09, 2010, 01:52:13 PM
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 01:43:32 PM
(http://livinorange.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lookoutbadgers.jpg)
Did you not get a photo of the roadsign in Germany with the turnoff for Wankum ?
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 01:53:02 PM
7 years ago and no fatalities.

On your figures we're looking for 350 dead since then.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: FatFreddysCat on June 09, 2010, 02:00:10 PM
Have you not heard about the 70 plus dead Mexicans found in a badger set the other day, seven of them had their hearts ripped out as well. Very deadly the Mexican badger and i believe a few escaped from Chessington zoo a few years ago and have bred with the local Surrey badgers. There will be a bloodbath in Woking and Addlestone mark my words.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
Quote from: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 01:53:02 PM
7 years ago and no fatalities.

On your figures we're looking for 350 dead since then.

I can't believe that anyone really fell for it. I almost convinced myself that I was telling the truth. I mean, badgers being one of the most vicious predators known to man? Sheesh!

Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: CorkedHat on June 09, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
Quote from: Logicalman on June 09, 2010, 10:30:47 AM
Think someone ought to tell old Len here?

Aye-up, lad.

(http://cards.littleoak.com.au/196768_abc_starplayers_blackbacks/15_len_badger.JPG)

I love nostalgia.
If I remember correctly Len Badger was always being tipped to play for England but much to the chagrin of the Northern Press and supporters he never got his chance thanks to a certain full back whose name was .... George Cohen
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 02:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
Quote from: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 01:53:02 PM
7 years ago and no fatalities.

On your figures we're looking for 350 dead since then.

I can't believe that anyone really fell for it. I almost convinced myself that I was telling the truth. I mean, badgers being one of the most vicious predators known to man? Sheesh!



645 interesting, worthwhile posts and in a moment of madness you destroy your credibility for all time.

Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 02:45:46 PM
Come now Tony, it was a lighthearted wind-up on a harmless thread. All meant in good jest.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 02:47:40 PM

Add "Dissembling" to the Charge Sheet.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: The Equalizer on June 09, 2010, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: TonyGilroy on June 09, 2010, 02:47:40 PM

Add "Dissembling" to the Charge Sheet.

I might if I knew what it meant  :dft012:
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: timmyg on June 09, 2010, 03:22:43 PM
All I could think of after reading the thread title is this clip from UHF:

We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54#ws)
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Logicalman on June 09, 2010, 05:08:23 PM

uh-huh, wouldn't hurt a fly .......
..
.
badger attack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La9eWGJNs4Q#)
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: finnster01 on June 09, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: Logicalman on June 09, 2010, 05:08:23 PM

uh-huh, wouldn't hurt a fly .......
..
.
badger attack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La9eWGJNs4Q#)

Hahaha Mr Logic,

I reckon the fox'es or dogs name is Avram...  :011:

Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Edwatch_Winston_Malone on June 09, 2010, 06:43:57 PM
I once turned down a lift offered by an unlicensed minicab, driven by a badger.  I thought at the time something didn't seem quite right...
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: os5889 on June 09, 2010, 06:50:26 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on June 08, 2010, 10:57:45 PM
Although it is his Welsh cousin Owen first on the chopping block, but it looks like Billy the Badger may need to go undercover soon...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10270111.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10270111.stm)


I'm a Pembrokeshire Owen, I hope I'm not quite in the cull boat!
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: clintclintdeuce on June 09, 2010, 07:02:46 PM
Look at all these crazy jumping Badgers.

Wisconsin Badgers Football Jump Around 1st Game 9-5-2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrnTQ7NlKrA#)
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: AmericanJames on June 09, 2010, 09:57:17 PM
Well played Mr. CCD, those Wisconsin badgers can be quite dangerous
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Whiteroom on June 10, 2010, 02:22:03 AM
That badger attack video is pretty terrifying. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to have a badger as our mascot was absolutely crazy, a total nutter. It was poorly thought out, irresponsible and reckless.
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Edwatch_Winston_Malone on June 10, 2010, 06:57:40 AM
Quote from: Whiteroom on June 10, 2010, 02:22:03 AM
That badger attack video is pretty terrifying. Whoever thought it would be a good idea to have a badger as our mascot was absolutely crazy, a total nutter. It was poorly thought out, irresponsible and reckless.

Don't be too harsh mate.  You try telling a badger he hasn't got the gig...
Title: Re: Billy the Badger in trouble...
Post by: Airfix on June 10, 2010, 12:39:56 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e95/Darcy_Mousy/PokeBadgerAva.gif)