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Title: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: CorkedHat on June 10, 2010, 06:35:28 AM
Brazilian Carlos Eugenio Simon, who will referee England's first World Cup group C match against the United States in Rustenburg on Saturday, and his assistants have been given a list of 20 English swearwords as part of a crackdown on abusive language. Wayne Rooney beware!
Full story: The Times  :028:

Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: ImperialWhite on June 10, 2010, 08:29:57 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

That's amazing.

"Here you go ref: f-, c-, s-"

"What did you call me lino?!"
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: blingo on June 10, 2010, 08:36:45 AM
what a load of bo11ox   :038:
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: CorkedHat on June 10, 2010, 09:04:31 AM
Quote from: blingo on June 10, 2010, 08:36:45 AM
what a load of bo11ox   :038:

That's it Blingo - you're off
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: epsomraver on June 10, 2010, 09:22:54 AM
I saw this and I have been struggling to think of 20 proper insulting swear words, apart from the f word the c word and b*ll*x and the w word we all call the refs from time to time Twenty??? what are they classing as a swear word? Be a problem if Rooney gets a red for saying " OH bother"
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: CorkedHat on June 10, 2010, 09:32:51 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on June 10, 2010, 09:22:54 AM
I saw this and I have been struggling to think of 20 proper insulting swear words, apart from the f word the c word and b*ll*x and the w word we all call the refs from time to time Twenty??? what are they classing as a swear word? Be a problem if Rooney gets a red for saying " OH bother"

What about "Go and have a Brazilian you hairy see you next Tuesday"
Reminds you of the joke. Two Essex guirls are talking when one says, "I had a Brazilian last night." The other girl replies, "You dirty slut - how many's in a Brazilian?"
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: The Equalizer on June 10, 2010, 09:52:08 AM
I'd love to hear Rooney come out with "You whoreson cullionly barbermonger" or "Base dunghill villain and mechanical, I'll have thy head".
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: AlFayedsChequebook on June 10, 2010, 10:38:32 AM
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 10, 2010, 09:52:08 AM
I'd love to hear Rooney come out with "You whoreson cullionly barbermonger" or "Base dunghill villain and mechanical, I'll have thy head".

or 'You Sir, are a liar, a cheat and a scoundrel!
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: blingo on June 10, 2010, 11:55:23 AM
wot the bl00dy hell u sending me off ofr CH?  :dft004: :dft004: (well, if gazza can then so can i lol)
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: epsomraver on June 10, 2010, 12:07:17 PM
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 10, 2010, 09:32:51 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on June 10, 2010, 09:22:54 AM
I saw this and I have been struggling to think of 20 proper insulting swear words, apart from the f word the c word and b*ll*x and the w word we all call the refs from time to time Twenty??? what are they classing as a swear word? Be a problem if Rooney gets a red for saying " OH bother"

What about "Go and have a Brazilian you hairy see you next Tuesday"
Reminds you of the joke. Two Essex girls are talking when one says, "I had a Brazilian last night." The other girl replies, "You dirty slut - how many's in a Brazilian?"
Corkie as a paramedic in Essex found out they are bright there, a girl was hit by an xr3 and knocked unconscious, the medic as she came around said " you all right love"? he held his hand up and said "how many fingers have I got up"? the girl screamed, " Oh ma Gould I'm paralysed from the waist down!!!
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: CorkedHat on June 10, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Quote from: blingo on June 10, 2010, 11:55:23 AM
wot the bl00dy hell u sending me off ofr CH?  :dft004: :dft004: (well, if gazza can then so can i lol)

Bollox was one of the twenty words I learned Senor and I know it does not mean Have a Nice Day
Title: Re: In a Scouse accent I hope
Post by: epsomraver on June 10, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Just to kill the rumour A statement from world football's governing body Fifa said: "No such list has been distributed to the referees."