It is becoming very depressing reading all the doom and gloom.
Konchesky is going. Hangeland is going. Hodgson is going. Schwarzer is going. MAF might chuck it all in. The club is falling apart.
This MB is also falling apart – where is KCat and Nogood Boyo. They haven't eloped have they?
The World Cup is pap. I have seen one game which was marginally better than a Sunday League game on the Scrubs. England would be lucky to be beat the Tibet Woman's X1, Australia would be hard pushed to mix it with Clapham Park Rovers. It's alright for you lot but I've got to stay up all night to be bored into oblivion – at least you can be bored in normal time.
I have run out of beer and its too bloody cold to go up the pub. Thank God I've got some red stashed away but I need something more to eradicate this depression that has consumed me.
What can you tell me that's going to cheer me up? :006:
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It's all a bad dream CH. When you wake up, Hodgson will have signed a 5 year deal, Fayed will have guaranteed us an extra £200M of spending money as well as improvements to the Cottage to expand it to 35,000. Hangeland and Schwarzer also sign contract extensions, and Schwarzer suddenly realises that he's actually only 32 and not 39. Chelsea have been relegated, Stamford Bridge sold to Al Fayed who has turned it into a giant women's mud wrestling and beach volleyball arena and England have won the World Cup after beating Germany 19-0.
How's that for starters?
Sanchez is the new Liverpool manager
Quote from: WhiteJC on June 16, 2010, 10:26:09 AM
Sanchez is the new Liverpool manager
Now THAT'S cheered me up - and I wasn't even that depressed !!!
Not bad chaps but all this will be of no avail if Queensland lose the League State of Origin match tonight against the Cockroaches (NSW).
I appreciate that with the exception of Rambling Syd Rumpole, Rugby League is unlikely to grab you by the shorts, but in the Northern half of this big brown land the State of Origin is bigger than Texas.
Queensland lead 1-0 in the best of three so a win tonight and we'll be sticking it up the collective orifices of NSW with great glee (sorry Mr Read) with yet another series win.
Could be like Hull....
(http://www.worldproutassembly.org/images/lebanon-destroyed.jpg)
Chin Up!
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 10:38:21 AM
I appreciate that with the exception of Rambling Syd Rumpole, Rugby League is unlikely to grab you by the shorts...
Au contraire, monsieur Hat, au contraire. I have been a fan of RL since 1980... can't remember what happened then.... ah yes, this article reminded me:http://www.league.quins.co.uk/news/11831.php (http://www.league.quins.co.uk/news/11831.php)
Ye Gods. I remember buying that shirt 30 years ago !!! Don't know where it is but I can guarantee it wouldn't bloody fit me now !!
HA HA HA HA My evil plan is working. Soon everybody will come towards the Light house OF DEPRESSION. HA Ha HA . Wait a minute I have another ha somewhere HA
But with endings come new beginnings. For is it not written that a new broom would not panic at sweeping away the ageing remnants of out best squad ever and returning us to a side that actually attacks more than once every three away games.
This is Fulham - with or without Roy and the rest - Always reasons to be cheerful.
I used to like a bit of Rugby League. Played it a few times as well as the lets stop every five seconds Union. Still back to my point HA HA HA HA
15 minutes gone and Queensland lead 10-0 :beer: :004: :011:
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 11:29:17 AM
15 minutes gone and Queensland lead 10-0 :beer: :004: :011:
Queensland & Big Mal are going to walk this,and my beloved Saints have signed Josh Perry,and Fulhams fixtures are out tomorrow-I'm happy :dft012:
After a donnybrook to end all donnybrooks when a dirty NSW player spear tackled a Queensland player (everyone got involved with the fisticuffs and head butting including the pie salesman) Queensland have raced out to a 16-0 lead at half time.
Your mate, Mal Meninga, has a smile as long as the Story Bridge, Mr Syd.
Life isn't so bad after all! :004: :005: :003:
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 11:57:10 AM
After a donnybrook to end all donnybrooks when a dirty NSW player spear tackled a Queensland player (everyone got involved with the fisticuffs and head butting including the pie salesman) Queensland have raced out to a 16-0 lead at half time.
Your mate, Mal Meninga, has a smile as long as the Sory Bridge, Mr Syd.
Life isn't so bad after all! :004: :005: :003:
Just said on Sky TV that Queensland are winning the rugby and the boxing! :clap_hands:
they've just described the 26 man punch up as "tradional":clap_hands:
34-0 Syd. The arrogant Premier State are having their arses kicked. Almost 20 minutes to go. Time for Queensland to score another 30 points. COYM
Quote from: Rambling_Syd_Rumpo on June 16, 2010, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 11:29:17 AM
15 minutes gone and Queensland lead 10-0 :beer: :004: :011:
Queensland & Big Mal are going to walk this,and my beloved Saints have signed Josh Perry,and Fulhams fixtures are out tomorrow-I'm happy :dft012:
Did you see Jack Riewoldt smash 10 goals? And the Tigers finally win a game?
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 09:59:53 AM
It is becoming very depressing reading all the doom and gloom.
Konchesky is going. Hangeland is going. Hodgson is going. Schwarzer is going. MAF might chuck it all in. The club is falling apart.
This MB is also falling apart – where is KCat and Nogood Boyo. They haven't eloped have they?
The World Cup is pap. I have seen one game which was marginally better than a Sunday League game on the Scrubs. England would be lucky to be beat the Tibet Woman's X1, Australia would be hard pushed to mix it with Clapham Park Rovers. It's alright for you lot but I've got to stay up all night to be bored into oblivion – at least you can be bored in normal time.
I have run out of beer and its too bloody cold to go up the pub. Thank God I've got some red stashed away but I need something more to eradicate this depression that has consumed me.
What can you tell me that's going to cheer me up? :006:
Yes - even this razor is blunt! Has anyone got a rope or a gun...
Quote from: The Equalizer on June 16, 2010, 12:41:19 PM
Quote from: Rambling_Syd_Rumpo on June 16, 2010, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 11:29:17 AM
15 minutes gone and Queensland lead 10-0 :beer: :004: :011:
Queensland & Big Mal are going to walk this,and my beloved Saints have signed Josh Perry,and Fulhams fixtures are out tomorrow-I'm happy :dft012:
Did you see Jack Riewoldt smash 10 goals? And the Tigers finally win a game?
Mr Riewoldt plays a different code Mr E, but you are right he did kick ten goals - but why does this interest you, a Bulldogs supporter?
And oh that was Richmond's second win of the season.
I always like to see the underdogs do well, which is why I'm a Fulham supporter.
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 01:22:38 PM
Mr Riewoldt plays a different code Mr E, but you are right he did kick ten goals - but why does this interest you, a Bulldogs supporter?
And oh that was Richmond's second win of the season.
Go Doggies!
Bloody Hell - the Western Bulldogs have got a Fulham chapter. No chance of anyone joining me in support of the Carlton BLUES is there?
By the way I am feeling a lot better. Queensland thrashed NSW - the Chile-Honduras game is most entertaining in spite of some wacker called Sanchez playing and the red wine has gone straight to my knees.
So it's goodnight from me and goodnight from him :017:
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 02:01:23 PM
Bloody Hell - the Western Bulldogs have got a Fulham chapter.
While they carry the letters "FFC" on their shirts, I'll support them.
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 12:40:30 PM
34-0 Syd. The arrogant Premier State are having their arses kicked. Almost 20 minutes to go. Time for Queensland to score another 30 points. COYM
34-6 that'll do :clap_hands:
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Thinking of you!
Cheer Up mate!
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 16, 2010, 09:59:53 AM
It is becoming very depressing reading all the doom and gloom.
Konchesky is going. Hangeland is going. Hodgson is going. Schwarzer is going. MAF might chuck it all in. The club is falling apart.
(http://rlv.zcache.com/the_sky_is_falling_card-p137465483614823791q0yk_400.jpg)
Quote from: Jimbobob18 on June 16, 2010, 03:16:24 PM
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Thinking of you!
Cheer Up mate!
I love that picture Mr Jimbobob. It makes a change to see a roo having a beer instead of being spreadeagled across the road with tyre tracks through its head.
If I knew how to do it I would have it as my avatar. White JC H E L P
Quote from: Jimbobob18 on June 16, 2010, 03:16:24 PM
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Thinking of you!
Cheer Up mate!
Maybe I have too much of a vivid imagination or too many beers or both, but that roo has a striking resemblance to Bobby Zamora... :030:
Quote from: finnster01 on June 17, 2010, 03:34:18 AM
Quote from: Jimbobob18 on June 16, 2010, 03:16:24 PM
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Thinking of you!
Cheer Up mate!
Maybe I have too much of a vivid imagination or too many beers or both, but that roo has a striking resemblance to Bobby Zamora... :030:
Why the long face Mr Zamora? :011: :011: :011:
Quote from: CorkedHat on June 17, 2010, 03:27:10 AM
Quote from: Jimbobob18 on June 16, 2010, 03:16:24 PM
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Thinking of you!
Cheer Up mate!
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I love that picture Mr Jimbobob. It makes a change to see a roo having a beer instead of being spreadeagled across the road with tyre tracks through its head.
If I knew how to do it I would have it as my avatar. White JC H E L P
I wanted to cheer you up and I am glad I did. Just download to your computer and then add as avatar but I will let the expert give you proper direction. The Bobby Zamora comments have me laughing my ass off. Kangaroo's are the most amazing looking anaimals. I don't know if they are all that great to live with though. Cheers!!! :beer: :beer: :beer:
Quote from: os5889 on June 16, 2010, 10:45:42 AM
Could be like Hull....
(http://www.worldproutassembly.org/images/lebanon-destroyed.jpg)
Chin Up!
os5889 :018:
I forgot to tell you that I laughed so hard I was crying when I saw this post this morning.
The wit and humor on this site is something else. I am still laughing right now just thinking how damn funny that was!! Well done. :clap_hands:
OMG I haven't seen her lately either.
Did she get back from Hamburg?
Maybe she's in a harem in Madrid somewhere.
On the other hand you never see both of us together do you.......................................
