Tony Blair, Katy Hopkins, Margaret Thatcher.
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George W Bush, Tony Blair and a suicide bomber.
Berserker, HatterDon, Fernhurst
Quote from: Rupert on October 13, 2014, 01:33:09 PM
George W Bush, Tony Blair and a suicide bomber.
If I was stuck in a lift with the first two, I'd probably welcome the presence of the third.
The list is too long
The welsh woman on the One Show (Alex Jones?), Graham Norton and any one of Cameron/Clegg/Milliband/Farage.
Personally I could have made it 20!
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Football related........ Steve Claridge, Micky Quinn and Tony Pulis
From football. Jermaine Pennant (mind you I doubt he would get his head through the door), Andy Gray and Kevin Muscat.
Berbatov, Zamora and Magath.
The 3 I'd love would be Colin Murray, McBride and al fayed
Quote from: dannyboi-ffc on October 13, 2014, 03:36:22 PM
Berbatov, Zamora and Magath.
The 3 I'd love would be Colin Murray, McBride and al fayed
ehhh Colin Murray!!!!!
My second oldest brother when he has had a vindaloo.
My mother in law.
Her son/my brother in law.
Russell Brand (Id throw him down the shaft)
White Dee (Scrounger so called Z celeb)
The Wife(If talking and gossiping were an Olympic Sport she would
win Gold no problem... (Sorry Love)... :005:
Nick Bateman pure and simple
Don't care who the other two were
Any qpr or chelsea fans.
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Quote from: Rupert on October 13, 2014, 01:33:09 PM
George W Bush, Tony Blair and a suicide bomber.
If I was stuck in a lift with the first two, I'd probably welcome the presence of the third.
Oh, we wouldn't be stuck in there for very long, I admit.
Quote from: sunburywhite on October 13, 2014, 04:18:52 PM
Nick Bateman pure and simple
Don't care who the other two were
Sure and pimple 064.gif Oh come on you could count the zits on his boat to pass the time! imagine it now in HD, no on second thoughts dont :005:
Two people who had been eating cabbage and Nick Clegg.
No, not eating Nick Clegg, but you know what I mean......
Quote from: ron on October 13, 2014, 06:37:57 PM
No, not eating Nick Clegg, but you know what I mean......
Hahaha
David Cameron, Nigel Farage and Katie Price. I would welcome ISIL and a rucksack of explosives with open arms.
James O'Brien, presenter on LBC. Billy Bragg, ''protest singer'' Diane Abbott, politician. Three of the most sanctimonious left wing bores on the face of the earth.
Rhona Cameron. Allegedly a writer, but undoubtedly a gay libber.
She would manage to turn the conversation so that she could use the word "Homophobia" almost before the lift stopped moving.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman......... depite the potential
Rollerball from TIFF
Justin Bieber, Luis Suarez and Katie Price
Tony Blair, Graham Norton and Ostrich Watch.
Name any 3 from the labour party
Name any 3 from the Tory party
I would like to have the leader of each party, so will have to be more than 3 people stuck in the lift, then i could have my own question time debate
Mind you I'd probably have a panic attach as claustrophobic, so would make a complete arse of myself
Who wouldn't I want to be stuck in a lift with, a rapist, a suicide bomber and a psychopath.
Myself, Tony Blair and Bono.
Magath
Jol
Don't think I could handle a third.
Tony Abbott, Christopher pyne and bronwyn bishop
Jeremy Clarkson, Tracy Emin, Alex Ferguson
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 14, 2014, 03:47:51 PM
Here's another three unsavoury individuals of the female variety for good measure
Diane Abbott
Harriet Harman
Polly Toynbee
You missed out that Miley Syrup, whatever her name is.
For balance
Nadine Dorries
Justin Greening
Theresa May
A BMW Driver
An Audi Driver
A Volvo Driver
Reason:
They would all stand too close to me!
Three on their own Jimmy Sovile, Stuart Hall and Cyril Smith. Then the latter would cause the lift to crash to the bottom.
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Has to be Simon Cowell, Mel B/C or D or whatever she calls herself & the other male idiot
Could just about bear Chesa but then I'm not a night club coat attendant!
Barack, Hillary & Al Gore.
Course, they likely wouldn't notice me since I wouldn't be on the ceiling.
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
and I'll go with "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart because you know he'll have the megaphone
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Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
and I'll go with "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart because you know he'll have the megaphone
Don't know who Jimmy Hart is but the common sense of Dick Cheney could be dangerous for some of the liberal persuasion. LOL 093.gif
OOF Jim. We are going to have to keep our relationship strictly football, ha!
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OOF Jim. We are going to have to keep our relationship strictly football, ha!
Never fear. I just like to nip at peoples heels. Some really can't take a little nudge. I've never quite understood why more folks don't latch onto my wisdom when it comes to politics. 086.gif Lets keep it to football. 049:gif
Jon Arne Riisa
Luis Suárez
Micky Quinn
Another 3 from me:- Sepp Blatter, Felix Magath, Alex Ferguson....ugh.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter
Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming. Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Bill Maher
If I lived the rest of my life without hearing another sound uttered from any of these three, it will have improved.
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem? :005:
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PMWell Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PMQuote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PMWell Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem? :005:
No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)
George Monbiot, Russell Brand and Ravel Morrison.
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
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Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem? :005:
No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)
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Quote from: ToodlesMcToot on October 15, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Bill Maher
If I lived the rest of my life without hearing another sound uttered from any of these three, it will have improved.
:plus one: :plus one: :plus one:
If it was an American lift: Any 3 from
- Sandy Rios
Glenn Beck
Bill O'Reilly
Harry Reid
Paris Hilton
John Boehner
Eric Cantor
Joel Osteen and his wife, the delightful Victoria
An all girls lift:The Kardashians (and a huge weight)
An English lift
- Phil the Greek and 1 of his mates
Lord Raglan (and his type)
A huge multi-national lift
Almost every politician on the planet, that ever lived except William Wilberforce
Most people with hyphenated names including this geezer (whoever he is)
Captain Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache)
All Toffs born into money with plums in their mouths who have 'fags' at schools like Eton
Most people who earn huge salaries working for Charities because they are 'well connected'
I guess I messed up using the bullet points button then
If it's American any politician, big financial executive or the CEO of Comcast.
If it's international any politician, big financial executive or Felix.
In both situations I would be the terrorist with the bomb strapped to me!
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Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter
Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming. Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Toksvig is from the Loony left and panders to the enemies of this Country whilst earning a living here, a complete and utter hypocrite, but then her loony left sort always are.
Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter
Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming. Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter
Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming. Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 07:20:35 AM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter
Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming. Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Hmmm. Tolksvig charming eh, so was Jack The Ripper, and so was that well known Scottish Fisherman, Jock The Kipper.
Ah well, come the revolution, that's Sandi's place in the tumbril well and truly booked then.
Now, let's widen the search for loonies to take the same journey....er....um......
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Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem? :005:
No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)
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gas = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist.... maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people
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Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
Quote from: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Quote from: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem? :005:
No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)
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gas = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist.... maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people
Dear lady, this is primarily a male forum so of course, crude is what to expect. You were thinking danger and I was thinking of eau de bean.
Can I just add Nancy Grace to my list? Those living Stateside will most likely understand why.
kevin pietersen.
Ed Miliband, Polly Toynbee, Yvette Cooper.
liza minelli
david gest
jeremy kyle
(with lift music by coldplay)
Robbie Savage
Joey Barton
Roy Keane
