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Title: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
Post by: bog on October 13, 2014, 01:22:18 PM
Tony Blair, Katy Hopkins, Margaret Thatcher.

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Post by: Rupert on October 13, 2014, 01:33:09 PM
George W Bush, Tony Blair and a suicide bomber.
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Post by: Rhys Lightning 63 on October 13, 2014, 01:38:29 PM
Berserker, HatterDon, Fernhurst
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Post by: Berserker on October 13, 2014, 01:44:35 PM
Berserker, HatterDon, Fernhurst
Yes be afraid, be very afraid
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Post by: cmg on October 13, 2014, 02:02:53 PM
George W Bush, Tony Blair and a suicide bomber.

If I was stuck in a lift with the first two, I'd probably welcome the presence of the third.
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Post by: Andy S on October 13, 2014, 02:09:33 PM
The list is too long
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Post by: Southcoastffc on October 13, 2014, 02:10:27 PM
The welsh woman on the One Show (Alex Jones?), Graham Norton and any one of Cameron/Clegg/Milliband/Farage.
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Post by: bog on October 13, 2014, 02:15:45 PM
Personally I could have made it 20!

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Post by: MJG on October 13, 2014, 02:15:45 PM
Football related........ Steve Claridge,  Micky Quinn and Tony Pulis
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Post by: bog on October 13, 2014, 02:29:51 PM
From football. Jermaine Pennant (mind you I doubt he would get his head through the door), Andy Gray and Kevin Muscat. 
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Post by: dannyboi-ffc on October 13, 2014, 03:36:22 PM
Berbatov, Zamora and Magath.

The 3 I'd love would be Colin Murray, McBride and al fayed
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Post by: MJG on October 13, 2014, 03:40:48 PM
Berbatov, Zamora and Magath.

The 3 I'd love would be Colin Murray, McBride and al fayed
ehhh Colin Murray!!!!!
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Post by: Burt on October 13, 2014, 03:44:46 PM
My second oldest brother when he has had a vindaloo.
My mother in law.
Her son/my brother in law.
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Post by: Mince n Tatties on October 13, 2014, 03:54:06 PM
Russell Brand (Id throw him down the shaft)
White Dee (Scrounger so called Z celeb)
The Wife(If talking and gossiping were an Olympic Sport she would
win Gold no problem... (Sorry Love)... :005:
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Post by: sunburywhite on October 13, 2014, 04:18:52 PM
Nick Bateman pure and simple

Don't care who the other two were
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Post by: hovewhite on October 13, 2014, 04:32:30 PM
Any qpr or chelsea fans.
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Post by: Rupert on October 13, 2014, 04:59:34 PM
George W Bush, Tony Blair and a suicide bomber.

If I was stuck in a lift with the first two, I'd probably welcome the presence of the third.

Oh, we wouldn't be stuck in there for very long, I admit.
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Post by: epsomraver on October 13, 2014, 05:56:34 PM
Nick Bateman pure and simple

Don't care who the other two were
Sure and pimple    064.gif Oh come on you could count the zits on his boat to pass the time! imagine  it now in HD, no on second thoughts dont :005:
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Post by: ron on October 13, 2014, 06:36:50 PM
Two people who had been eating cabbage and Nick Clegg.
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Post by: ron on October 13, 2014, 06:37:57 PM
No, not eating Nick Clegg, but you know what I mean......
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Post by: dannyboi-ffc on October 13, 2014, 06:43:27 PM
No, not eating Nick Clegg, but you know what I mean......



Hahaha
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Post by: BigbadBillyMcKinley on October 13, 2014, 06:53:06 PM
David Cameron, Nigel Farage and Katie Price. I would welcome ISIL and a rucksack of explosives with open arms.
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Post by: win-dup on October 13, 2014, 07:31:53 PM
James O'Brien, presenter on LBC. Billy Bragg, ''protest singer'' Diane Abbott, politician. Three of the most sanctimonious left wing bores on the face of the earth.
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Post by: ron on October 13, 2014, 09:37:23 PM
Rhona Cameron. Allegedly a writer, but undoubtedly a gay libber.

She would manage to turn the conversation so that she could use the word "Homophobia" almost before the lift stopped moving.
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Post by: Barrett487 on October 13, 2014, 09:44:08 PM
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman......... depite the potential
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Post by: HatterDon on October 14, 2014, 12:28:38 AM
Berserker, HatterDon, Fernhurst
Yes be afraid, be very afraid

Hey, I'm not that fat
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Post by: Snibbo on October 14, 2014, 01:22:19 AM
Rollerball from TIFF
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Post by: Deanothefulhamfan on October 14, 2014, 04:15:40 AM
Justin Bieber, Luis Suarez and Katie Price
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Post by: Holders on October 14, 2014, 07:07:34 AM
Tony Blair, Graham Norton and Ostrich Watch.
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Post by: alfie on October 14, 2014, 08:12:03 AM
Name any 3 from the labour party
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Post by: MJG on October 14, 2014, 08:15:07 AM
Name any 3 from the Tory party
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Post by: Berserker on October 14, 2014, 08:29:41 AM
I would like to have the leader of each party, so will have to be more than 3 people stuck in the lift, then i could have my own question time debate

Mind you I'd probably have a panic attach as claustrophobic, so would make a complete arse of myself

Who wouldn't I want to be stuck in a lift with, a rapist, a suicide bomber and a psychopath.
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Post by: Lighthouse on October 14, 2014, 10:09:56 AM
Myself, Tony Blair and Bono.
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Post by: JudgeBread on October 14, 2014, 10:12:15 AM
Magath
Jol
Don't think I could handle a third.
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Post by: Snibbo on October 14, 2014, 01:50:29 PM
Tony Abbott, Christopher pyne and bronwyn bishop
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Post by: Southcoastffc on October 14, 2014, 02:42:17 PM
Jeremy Clarkson, Tracy Emin, Alex Ferguson
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Post by: Mince n Tatties on October 14, 2014, 04:00:07 PM
Here's another three unsavoury individuals of the female variety for good measure
Diane Abbott
Harriet Harman
Polly Toynbee

You missed out that Miley Syrup, whatever her name is.
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Post by: MJG on October 14, 2014, 04:02:29 PM
For balance
Nadine Dorries
Justin Greening
Theresa May
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Post by: Sir Alec of good Stock on October 14, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
A BMW Driver
An Audi Driver
A Volvo Driver

Reason:

They would all stand too close to me!
Title: Re: Three who you would dread being stuck in a lift with.
Post by: bog on October 14, 2014, 09:13:52 PM
Three on their own Jimmy Sovile, Stuart Hall and Cyril Smith. Then the latter would cause the lift to crash to the bottom.

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Post by: AnotherVicHalomLoveChild on October 14, 2014, 10:07:08 PM
Has to be Simon Cowell, Mel B/C or D or whatever she calls herself & the other male idiot
Could just about bear Chesa but then I'm not a night club coat attendant!
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Post by: YankeeJim on October 14, 2014, 10:17:02 PM
Barack, Hillary & Al Gore.

Course, they likely wouldn't notice me since I wouldn't be on the ceiling.
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Post by: jj____ on October 14, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
and I'll go with "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart because you know he'll have the megaphone
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Post by: YankeeJim on October 14, 2014, 10:30:58 PM
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
and I'll go with "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart because you know he'll have the megaphone


Don't know who Jimmy Hart is but the common sense of Dick Cheney could be dangerous for some of the liberal persuasion. LOL  093.gif
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Post by: jj____ on October 14, 2014, 10:53:56 PM
OOF Jim.  We are going to have to keep our relationship strictly football, ha!
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Post by: YankeeJim on October 14, 2014, 11:10:36 PM
OOF Jim.  We are going to have to keep our relationship strictly football, ha!


Never fear. I just like to nip at peoples heels. Some really can't take a little nudge. I've never quite understood why more folks don't latch onto my wisdom when it comes to politics.   086.gif  Lets keep it to football.  049:gif
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Post by: Me-ate-Live, innit?? on October 15, 2014, 06:46:36 AM
Jon Arne Riisa
Luis Suárez
Micky Quinn

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Post by: bog on October 15, 2014, 09:31:52 AM
Another 3 from me:- Sepp Blatter, Felix Magath, Alex Ferguson....ugh.
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Post by: Southcoastffc on October 15, 2014, 03:52:51 PM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
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Post by: ToodlesMcToot on October 15, 2014, 04:01:34 PM
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Bill Maher

If I lived the rest of my life without hearing another sound uttered from any of these three, it will have improved.
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Post by: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 05:35:17 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!
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Post by: epsomraver on October 15, 2014, 06:36:11 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:
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Post by: Berserker on October 15, 2014, 07:13:16 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)
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Post by: Big Martin Jol on October 15, 2014, 07:49:11 PM
George Monbiot, Russell Brand and Ravel Morrison.
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Post by: YankeeJim on October 15, 2014, 08:03:32 PM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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Post by: YankeeJim on October 15, 2014, 08:04:11 PM
Piers Morgan, Kanye West, Bill Maher

If I lived the rest of my life without hearing another sound uttered from any of these three, it will have improved.



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Post by: rogerpbackinMidEastUS on October 15, 2014, 08:20:20 PM
If it was an American lift: Any 3 from

An all girls lift:

The  Kardashians (and a huge weight)

An English lift

Most people who earn huge salaries working for Charities because they are 'well connected'


I guess I messed up using the bullet points button then
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Post by: love4ffc on October 15, 2014, 09:51:53 PM
If it's American any politician, big financial executive or the CEO of Comcast. 
If it's international any politician, big financial executive or Felix. 
In both situations I would be the terrorist with the bomb strapped to me! 


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Post by: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 11:08:10 PM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.

Toksvig is from the Loony left and panders to the enemies of this Country whilst earning a living here, a complete and utter hypocrite, but then her loony left sort always are.
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Post by: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 11:10:50 PM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.
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Post by: Woolly Mammoth on October 15, 2014, 11:13:59 PM
Sandy Toksvig, Alex Ferguson. Sepp Blatter

Eh? I'd LOVE to be in a lift with Sandi Toksvig funny, intelligent, charming.  Tis a pity she's not heterosexual but that's a relaqtively minor thing.


Hmmm.  Tolksvig charming eh, so was Jack The Ripper, and so was that well known Scottish Fisherman, Jock The Kipper.
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Post by: ron on October 15, 2014, 11:16:29 PM
Ah well, come the revolution, that's Sandi's place in the tumbril well and truly booked then.

Now, let's widen the search for loonies to take the same journey....er....um......
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Post by: Berserker on October 16, 2014, 12:06:51 AM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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gas  = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist....  maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people
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Post by: YankeeJim on October 16, 2014, 12:56:28 AM
Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

Well Epsom somebody didn't want to be stuck in a lift with me either. Mind you as I've mention earlier I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'd probably live up to my name!!

according to scallys dad there is a "gas" problem?  :005:

No I have no arsonistic tendencies whatsoever, honest gov 8)

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gas  = petrol, petrol could be used by an arsonist....  maybe I was thinking too much out of the box for most people, well probably for all people


Dear lady, this is primarily a male forum so of course, crude is what to expect. You were thinking danger and I was thinking of eau de bean.
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Post by: ToodlesMcToot on October 16, 2014, 05:51:29 AM
Can I just add Nancy Grace to my list? Those living Stateside will most likely understand why.
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Post by: Slaphead in Qatar on October 16, 2014, 07:13:24 AM
kevin pietersen.
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Post by: David Allen Crankshaw on October 16, 2014, 09:21:51 AM
Ed Miliband, Polly Toynbee, Yvette Cooper.
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Post by: Barrett487 on October 16, 2014, 09:25:35 AM
liza minelli
david gest
jeremy kyle

(with lift music by coldplay)
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Post by: dgnffc on October 16, 2014, 12:57:41 PM
Robbie Savage
Joey Barton
Roy Keane