9.03 from Kings X
18.05 from Leeds
Yeh seems that way! Can't even sell the thing at half the price! haha
Nah you'll have to offer the ticket and a £10, I mean, have you ever been to Leeds!!!
Have you managed to sell your ticket, or did you have to pay someone to take it off your hands.
Is that ticket still up for sale, did you find a buyer.
Woolly you seem very interested in this ticket, . i think if you play your cards right and offer him a tenner he will snatch your hand off.
049:gif 049:gif :merry christmas: 049:gif 049:gif
man this thread is....... :dead horse:
Quote from: TerryR on December 19, 2014, 08:02:33 PM
man this thread is....... :dead horse:
Don't bother complaining, cause you will be flogging a dead horse.
Try adding more roughage to your diet.
Have you got one that leaves Leeds a little earlier
Any chance of a discount as I have a SW Trains gold card? :dft011:
Have you got anything for Edinburgh?
Just for clarity.... This is a ticket to Leeds that was valid a week last Saturday....
Good ....... I'll bid £43.00 but don't try to drag me into any auction!!
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 21, 2014, 04:24:46 PM
Quote from: TerryR on December 19, 2014, 08:02:33 PM
man this thread is....... :dead horse:
I hope that horse was deceased before you commenced flogging it.
...I think the deceased equine quadruped subjected to extreme flagellation would enjoy such light humour...
Does Dannyboi want to go to Leeds
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 21, 2014, 06:22:25 PM
Does Dannyboi want to go to Leeds
...will that make him danny-boilufc..?
Quote from: LBNo11 on December 21, 2014, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 21, 2014, 06:22:25 PM
Does Dannyboi want to go to Leeds
...will that make him danny-boilufc..?
If Leeds was in the countryside he would be danny-bucolic
9.03 from Kings X
18.05 from Leeds
Where does the 18.05 from Leeds go to and what time does it get there? 049:gif
:merry christmas:
I once went to leeds by mistake when trying to get to York.
It was when I was courting Mr B. We thought we'd meet half way between Edinburgh and Swindon to save money.
I remember the times when the whole team would travel by train to the games
In those days £20 would have paid for all of them
Do you have one going to Newton Abbot? 049:gif
Is there an Oldton Abbot?
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 22, 2014, 09:57:42 AM
I remember the times when the whole team would travel by train to the games
In those days £20 would have paid for all of them
Probably about right - although Morgs was probably worth a bit more than that.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 21, 2014, 09:41:49 PM
Quote from: f321ffc on December 21, 2014, 09:27:37 PM
9.03 from Kings X
18.05 from Leeds
Where does the 18.05 from Leeds go to and what time does it get there? 049:gif
:merry christmas:
My information is that it's destination is Cloud Cuckoo Land, but the time it arrives is anyone's guess.
: Merry Christmas.
Cloud Cuckoo Land Festival is in August.....is this ticket valid for next year??
*Thinks*
Shall I merge this thread with Dannyboi's xmas thread and Blingo's missing topic thread?
*Thinking is clearly too painful, so goes back to eating his sandwich*
Quote from: Burt on December 23, 2014, 12:38:18 PM
*Thinks*
Shall I merge this thread with Dannyboi's xmas thread and Blingo's missing topic thread?
*Thinking is clearly too painful, so goes back to eating his sandwich*
No way should they be merged
Each thread should be able to stand up on its own
I've got a tattoo of John Arne Riise on my right forearm!!
Oh, you said "Anchor"........
I knew an anchor that had John Arne Riise tattooed on it but got it removed in Leeds for £20 by some fluke.
What worries me is, What has John Arne Riise got Tattooed on his right forearm.
By the way, where is PatFulham1987 who has the train ticket to Leeds ?
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 23, 2014, 09:18:24 PM
What worries me is, What has John Arne Riise got Tattooed on his right forearm.
Popeye !!
My pen has just run out, and never said goodbye.
I'm travelling from Leeds to Reading this morning. Anyone got a spare train ticket?
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 23, 2014, 09:18:24 PM
What worries me is, What has John Arne Riise got Tattooed on his right forearm.
Probably something Liverpool related.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 23, 2014, 09:57:22 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 23, 2014, 09:18:24 PM
What worries me is, What has John Arne Riise got Tattooed on his right forearm.
Popeye !!
Are you having conversations with yourself again? Nurse, NURSE!!!
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 24, 2014, 06:33:55 AM
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.
You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing
I can confirm that the Ticket is no longer available to the general public for sale.
...has anyone got a ticket to Mornington Crescent..?
Tickets please !
Quote from: LBNo11 on December 25, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
...has anyone got a ticket to Mornington Crescent..?
ok I will start - we'll be using the full board and second edition revises rules (I can't be doing with blocking on lateral pathways, makes everything too hard).
Everyone participating has to explain where they've gone from, where they're going to and the reasoning behind their move (there might be people playing who are unfamiliar with the rules so giving them an insight into strategies more experienced players use is only fair).
Right, my start position. I'm going to pick Tottenham court road - whilst it's arguably one of the most exposed positions on the board I think that gives it a lot of strength too as your range is consequently larger.
Anyone else going to play? :)
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 26, 2014, 08:45:33 AM
Quote from: LBNo11 on December 25, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
...has anyone got a ticket to Mornington Crescent..?
ok I will start - we'll be using the full board and second edition revises rules (I can't be doing with blocking on lateral pathways, makes everything too hard).
Everyone participating has to explain where they've gone from, where they're going to and the reasoning behind their move (there might be people playing who are unfamiliar with the rules so giving them an insight into strategies more experienced players use is only fair).
Right, my start position. I'm going to pick Tottenham court road - whilst it's arguably one of the most exposed positions on the board I think that gives it a lot of strength too as your range is consequently larger.
Anyone else going to play? :)
...I've been in Nidd since the last time this was played on here, apparently all I had to do to get out of Nidd was to throw a seven with the one die, which in all these years has worn down into a ball trying. Can I use the "Mullery Is God" protocol to start, I accept this will take me back to Wimbledon..?
Only if you've previously declared "E for B and Stevie Earle" whilst on the District Line.
I'll throw out a modified McGath Defense opening with Swiss Cottage.
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 26, 2014, 12:50:08 PM
I'll throw out a modified McGath Defense opening with Swiss Cottage.
That won't help you, it's as full of holes as Swiss Cheese
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 25, 2014, 10:03:23 PM
Tickets please !
I left it in my other coat pocket. :dft001: 075.gif
Last night I played Roulette with a Russian.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 27, 2014, 06:27:51 PM
I can't remember, as suddenly all I heard was a loud bang and it all went dark.
Oh, the light bulb blew.
Ah, Russian by Candlelight, very romantic. Be careful of the grassy knoll when you go to see Reggie though!
Don't be Russian to catch the train. You don't want to cause an accident.
Is that the dawning of the age of Aquarius?
Is this the same ticket or for next season ?
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 28, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
Is that the dawning of the age of Aquarius?
No, that's when the Sun is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 28, 2014, 04:18:56 PM
Do you mean is the ticket to watch Aquarius the Stage Musical next season.
Its been watered down .
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 28, 2014, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: Holders on December 28, 2014, 04:10:16 PM
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 28, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
Is that the dawning of the age of Aquarius?
No, that's when the Sun is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Yes but what is the connection between the Sun Newspaper and a Mars Bar, with The Planet Jupiter. ?
A coupon for free confectionery on Tuesday.
...has this thread become about word association - football..?
I've got an annual travel card from Esher if that's of use to anyone :dft011:
Quote from: Burt on December 28, 2014, 06:19:59 PM
I've got an annual travel card from Esher if that's of use to anyone :dft011:
I went to Surbiton Grammar which was in Thames Ditton so quite often got the train from Esher
But if the headmaster keeps you after school for punishment, you'll miss the train and have to hitchhike and a lorry will offer a lift and you could eventually find yourself in Wales no longer in possession of the annual travel card which the lorry driver pilfered from your pocket.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 04:57:53 AM
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Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 24, 2014, 06:33:55 AM
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.
You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing
But he is the one armed man from the fugitive that Richard Kimble is looking for.
Did you have any luck finding the one armed man ?
Turned out he was a one armed bandit.....and is still on the run, possibly driving to Wales in a lorry and in possession of an annual rail card......
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 28, 2014, 04:48:14 PM
Quote from: Holders on December 28, 2014, 04:31:51 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 28, 2014, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: Holders on December 28, 2014, 04:10:16 PM
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 28, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
Is that the dawning of the age of Aquarius?
No, that's when the Sun is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Yes but what is the connection between the Sun Newspaper and a Mars Bar, with The Planet Jupiter. ?
A coupon for free confectionery on Tuesday.
A coupon ? That reminds me to complete my Football Pools, as I feel 8 Draws coming on.
You're having us on, how can you wear 8 draws at the same time? Unless they're those silky ones I guess.
Quote from: Ichabod Magoo on December 29, 2014, 04:46:18 AM
But if the headmaster keeps you after school for punishment, you'll miss the train and have to hitchhike and a lorry will offer a lift and you could eventually find yourself in Wales no longer in possession of the annual travel card which the lorry driver pilfered from your pocket.
.. and then you find yourself strangely attracted to sheep!
Just arrived at Craven Cottage and it's a Full Moon.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 03:08:11 PM
So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.
So that means he has lost his left arm
Did he lose his wrist watch as well?
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 03:55:00 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 03:08:11 PM
So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.
The last bloke who took on a Whale single handed was Captain Ahab in the film Moby Dick, and he had a Peg Leg. Or maybe the one armed man thinks the patron saint of Wales is Moby Dick.
I thought that was Jonah! So who sits in sackcloth and ashes then?
Sunbury, when I went to Surbiton Grammar from Esher station it was in Surbiton (the school, not Esher station!).
When the school moved to Thames Ditton wouldn't you have been better off catching the 206 bus?
My school moved to bloody Hertfordshire after I left. I guess it was their way of stopping me coming back for reunions.
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 29, 2014, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 03:08:11 PM
So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.
So that means he has lost his left arm
Did he lose his wrist watch as well?
He cut off his left arm himself, so he could sail round the world single handed.
As for his wristwatch, he hasn't got time for that anymore.
Quote from: Logicalman on December 29, 2014, 07:01:29 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 03:55:00 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 03:08:11 PM
So we are looking for a one armed man, with a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm, in possession of an Annual Rail Ticket, wearing eight pairs of draws, who has an obsession with Sheep, who is being hunted by Richard Kimble, and last seen hitchiking towards Wales, where the local Cinema is showing The Fugitive, or did you mean last seen heading towards a Whale. In which case Greenpeace will have to be notified, as Whales are a protected species.
The last bloke who took on a Whale single handed was Captain Ahab in the film Moby Dick, and he had a Peg Leg. Or maybe the one armed man thinks the patron saint of Wales is Moby Dick.
I thought that was Jonah! So who sits in sackcloth and ashes then?
Rumour has it that Jonah got the sack for watching the Ashes Cricket at the Oval, and left the cloth inside the Whale.
Are you enjoying your conversation with yourself, Mr Woolly?
Quote from: Burt on December 30, 2014, 05:07:39 PM
Are you enjoying your conversation with yourself, Mr Woolly?
Hello hello, is there anybody out there ?
Apart from the bloke we are looking for.
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 30, 2014, 04:32:30 PM
Quote from: Artful Dodger on December 29, 2014, 01:12:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 04:57:53 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 24, 2014, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 24, 2014, 02:43:26 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 24, 2014, 06:33:55 AM
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.
You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing
But he is the one armed man from the fugitive that Richard Kimble is looking for.
Did you have any luck finding the one armed man ?
Turned out he was a one armed bandit.....and is still on the run, possibly driving to Wales in a lorry and in possession of an annual rail card......
Apparently he is not the bloke we are looking for, as he hasn't got a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm,
Think I just seen him getting off at Leeds arguing about an annual rail pass to Surbiton with the guard. Thought there might be trouble but he turned out to be 'armless.....
I'm sorry, this thread is getting slightly silly, and not a mention of Fulham for ages!!
Quote from: Artful Dodger on December 30, 2014, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 30, 2014, 04:32:30 PM
Quote from: Artful Dodger on December 29, 2014, 01:12:09 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 29, 2014, 04:57:53 AM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 24, 2014, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: sunburywhite on December 24, 2014, 02:43:26 PM
Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on December 24, 2014, 06:33:55 AM
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but you cannot write with a broken arm.
You can if the arm you break is the one you don't use for writing
But he is the one armed man from the fugitive that Richard Kimble is looking for.
Did you have any luck finding the one armed man ?
Turned out he was a one armed bandit.....and is still on the run, possibly driving to Wales in a lorry and in possession of an annual rail card......
Apparently he is not the bloke we are looking for, as he hasn't got a Tattoo of an Anchor on his right arm,
Think I just seen him getting off at Leeds arguing about an annual rail pass to Surbiton with the guard. Thought there might be trouble but he turned out to be 'armless.....
So the guard didn't have a leg to stand on
Ok Logicalman, we note your comments, and fully understand, and will draw a line under it. Call it a day, Knock it on the head, and give it a rest, and look forward to Fulham FC prospering in 2015. Happy New Year.
