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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Airfix on January 19, 2015, 10:51:27 AM

Title: Half Time
Post by: Airfix on January 19, 2015, 10:51:27 AM
At half time, is the first job to unwind Scott Parker?
Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: grandad on January 19, 2015, 11:10:32 AM
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Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: Snibbo on January 19, 2015, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: grandad on January 19, 2015, 11:10:32 AM
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I think he's alluding to Scot's pirouettes?
Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: Andy_M on January 19, 2015, 11:30:17 AM
Scott's pirouettes are a result of him being completely 1 footed. If you watch he will never pass a ball with his left foot, so he spins back on to his right.
Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: Airfix on January 19, 2015, 11:31:03 AM
Quote from: Snibbo on January 19, 2015, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: grandad on January 19, 2015, 11:10:32 AM
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I think he's alluding to Scot's pirouettes?

Alluding indeed.  I firmly suspect that he is dizzy after 45 minutes and needs to be pointed towards the Cottage...
Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: snarks on January 19, 2015, 05:05:51 PM
Is this a possibility of bastardising the old clint Dempsey chant.... He spins to the left, he spins to the right.......
Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: sunburywhite on January 19, 2015, 07:17:37 PM
He spins to the right, he spins to the right

Hmmm

Not that fluent a chant is it

He spins to the right, he spins to the right
He keeps going like a corkscrew all of the night
Title: Re: Half Time
Post by: Holders on January 19, 2015, 08:29:19 PM
Does Parker do what ballerinas do to keep their balance when doing pirouettes? That is, focus on one point while the body turns then quickly flick the head around to the same point and start again. I think they call it spotting.