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And lives to tell the tale. You couldn't make this one up!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197)

"he was hurt by the inflatable which was being waved "like an axe" and described the three blows to his head "  :005:

He said he is a bit deflated, shame the shark wasn't.

So it was a skinny shark?

Was it a hammerhead shark?

Quote from: Rupert on July 14, 2015, 09:52:51 AM
Was it a hammerhead shark?

Haha.

Mr Gladyng, 59, told the court he was hurt by the inflatable which was being waved "like an axe" and described the three blows to his head "as like being hit by a roll of paper".

So the new Millwall Brick is the Grimsby Shark, Timmy Mallet mush be crapping himself waiting for the lawsuits

At last. A story with real bite.

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He got the fin edge of it..

All a bit fishy really.

I might have to lock this one by the looks of it!!

I'll fight tooth and whale to keep this thread open..

Were his injuries tended to by a Nurse Shark?

Ok, FIN-ish with the shark jokes its not funny.

Turning in to a bit of a whale of a thread this.

Sounds like a Grim cold-blooded attack to me, a little over-blown(up) perhaps but it might have messed up his Barnet.

Quote of the story:  "I'm a bit deflated, to be honest," he said.   :005: