A while back me and the kids made up a game on a long car journey where we invented a Fulham FC café (The Black and White Sarnie) which served FFC related food. Below is our work so far. Please resist the temptation to take the mick or call Social Services! Any more suggestions?
Starters
Putney Chutney
Shahid Naan
Mains
Chilli con Khan(i)
Mohammed Ale Pie ed
Ross Mc Korma
Chicken Shashlik Roberts
Cottage Pie
Spaghetti BologHaynes
(Oohh Terry) Angus Steak
Moussaka Dembele
Sides
Scott Tarka Daal
Cauleyflower Cheese
Desserts
Kit Kat Symons
Bettinelli Jelly
Is Dan Burn head chef?
Can't believe you left Ben Pringle off the menu. Who doesn't love a Pringle?
Matt Smith Apple Pie and if you serve alcohol i'd order a shot(no pun intended) of Rodajägermeister
Stewed O'Hara
Woodrow-fired Salmon
Crème-Dembele
Roast Garbutt
Jazzed up Potatos
Quote from: andersons11 on August 11, 2015, 12:35:19 AM
Stewed O'Hara
Woodrow-fired Salmon
Crème-Dembele
Roast Garbutt
Jazzed up Potatos
Crème-Dembele is a good one
You forgot Brede and Butter pudding (who I think still posts on this forum)
How about Roger Brown Bread
Orlando SAlad
Les Strong Cheddar, Cock o Van De sar.
Alan Mulledwinery
Brian McBridey -Scottish pasty
Paul Parker-Knoll - comfy armchair to enjoy your meal
Maurice Cook -chef
Barry Mealand -a half
I'd better stop now!
Can't think of any more player puns, but some of my crueller friends say I only support Fulham because I like being full of ham.
Maurice Cook (or Lee Cook) must be in charge of catering
Elvis Hammond Eggs
Tony Quale (gale)
George's chicken BrEaST
Pjitim Kasalami
Peyton Pringle's Ice Cream- new flavour from Ben and Gerry's.
Leggatt of lamb
Spotted DICKson Etuhu
SAVAloy
Is it dangerous thinking of these whilst I'm driving my bus lol?
Quote from: Southdowns White on August 11, 2015, 08:03:38 AM
Les Strong Cheddar, Cock o Van De sar.
This has to be my favourite so far
How about Hot Crossley Buns?
Sweet and saha chicken
Bobby Petta Bread
Ian Black Pudding
Sweet Chihi sauce
Bangers and Macedo
A few drinks .....to wash it all down
a tomjohn collins ,
followed by a Murphy stout
and a frank large scotch (currant after recent thread)
Eat and drink that lot and you would definitely get a bad case of Dan arse burn the next day !
Salcido Verde
Maik Taylor's port
Barrett's Liquorice Allsorts
