A man who took an Airline to Court after his Luggage went missing, has lost his Case.
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Man phoned police after thieves stole his toilet seat
Police said there was nothing to go on
:005: I tend to sleep in the nude. Which isn't a bad thing except for maybe on those long flights. :yay:
I went to see the doctor the other day...
I had to he wasn't well!
I enjoyed.
They've stopped selling Lucozade in Boots............ it leaks out of the lace-holes
An old lady was struggling with the cash point machine.
She turned to me and said
"Excuse me young man can you help me check my balance"
So I pushed her
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A man walked into a bar and asked the barmaid for a double entendre.
So she gave him one.
A white horse walked into a bar and asked for a Whiskey.
The barman asked which brand - we've actually got one named after you?
The horse replies - what Eric?
A large hole has appeared in the middle of Putney High Street.
Wandsworth Council have sent two workmen to look into it.
What nationality is Mr Sheen? ...Polish.
A man from Southwark walked into a Butchers shop and said the girl behind the counter " Ah pound ah filiet" she replied, " Ah Pound ya don't"
Quote from: andyk on August 13, 2015, 08:39:15 PM
A large hole has appeared in the middle of Putney High Street.
Wandsworth Council have sent two workmen to look into it.
Like this one in Manchester today?
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Quote from: Logicalman on August 13, 2015, 08:48:36 PM
A man from Southwark walked into a Butchers shop and said the girl behind the counter " Ah pound ah filiet" she replied, " Ah Pound ya don't"
A chap went into another Butchers and said "May I have a Pound of Sausages Please"?. The Butcher said "We only sell Kilo's". "OK, I'll have a pound of Kilo's then" he replied. :)
