Whilst in the chemist, a man spots a new brand of condoms, called Olympic condoms, so he buys a pack.
When he gets home he tells his wife what he has brought. Why are they called Olympic she asks. Because the are coloured gold, silver and bronze. What colour are you wearing tonight she cheekily asks. Gold he he laughs. Wish it was silver, it would make a change if you came second.
Quote from: Peabody on November 24, 2015, 01:31:25 PM
Whilst in the chemist, a man spots a new brand of condoms, called Olympic condoms, so he buys a pack.
When he gets home he tells his wife what he has brought. Why are they called Olympic she asks. Because the are coloured gold, silver and bronze. What colour are you wearing tonight she cheekily asks. Gold he he laughs. Wish it was silver, it would make a change if you came second.
:005: :005:
Welcome back Peabody. I always click on your jokes first.
That one will go down well at tonights darts match.
lovely
Like it and we have been missing you.
Talking of chemists
One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon..
He pours some of the contents onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.. "Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy,
"the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
Quote from: gerrys on November 24, 2015, 05:32:11 PM
Talking of chemists
One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon..
He pours some of the contents onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.. "Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy,
"the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
064.gif
Had trouble getting in the front door of my local high street chemist the other day.
I think I'm getting too big for my Boots
Quote from: gerrys on November 24, 2015, 05:32:11 PM
Talking of chemists
One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon..
He pours some of the contents onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.. "Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy,
"the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
love it
Quote from: Peabody on November 24, 2015, 01:31:25 PM
Whilst in the chemist, a man spots a new brand of condoms, called Olympic condoms, so he buys a pack.
When he gets home he tells his wife what he has brought. Why are they called Olympic she asks. Because the are coloured gold, silver and bronze. What colour are you wearing tonight she cheekily asks. Gold he he laughs. Wish it was silver, it would make a change if you came second.
Ah! The master is back. I knew I could prod you into action. 065.gif
