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Title: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: watfordwhite on August 17, 2010, 08:12:28 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:

Your a bad man Fred :045: :045: :045: :beer:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Fletchino on August 17, 2010, 08:36:45 PM
  :045:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: SuffolkWhite on August 17, 2010, 08:48:33 PM
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Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: TheDaddy on August 18, 2010, 06:40:50 AM
Thanks Fredster just what i needed first thing this morning  :011: :54:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Nick the Swede on August 18, 2010, 07:13:20 AM
In the words (and voice) of Stewie Griffin:

You are naughty, naughty you are! Naughty I say - and I like it!
  :011:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: JBH on August 18, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Tom my man, if you take a bird home and fall asleep on the sofa, then at least you will still have someone there in the morning to cook your breakfast and wash the dishes  :doh:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Tom on August 18, 2010, 09:04:47 AM
Quote from: JBH on August 18, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Tom my man, if you take a bird home and fall asleep on the sofa, then at least you will still have someone there in the morning to cook your breakfast and wash the dishes  :doh:
That's a valid point. But I would be taking a bird home for a different reason.  :dft012:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: CorkedHat on August 18, 2010, 10:53:16 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

Yiou seriously have to wonder at Tom on occasions - I think he is having a lend of us as we say over here  :020:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 11:59:54 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy
Yes sorry Tom i should have mentioned it was a joke, dont think er indoors would be up for a three way to be  honest  :doh:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 12:05:35 PM
Tom will take that as an invite to pop over Fred!
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Lighthouse on August 18, 2010, 12:07:02 PM
I find this all in very bad taste.

No not the drugs, Drink or anything like that. But Fred went to the Pub while I waited for my Spam and Beans because he promised the signing would come last night.

With my coffee this morning I have had a ferrero rochet choc. Still waiting for the signing
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: CorkedHat on August 18, 2010, 12:12:03 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 11:59:54 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy
Yes sorry Tom i should have mentioned it was a joke, dont think er indoors would be up for a three way to be  honest  :doh:

Now Tom will be asking you what "er indoors" means followed by what does "three way" imply?
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 12:13:10 PM
Quote from: Lighthouse on August 18, 2010, 12:07:02 PM
I find this all in very bad taste.

No not the drugs, Drink or anything like that. But Fred went to the Pub while I waited for my Spam and Beans because he promised the signing would come last night.

With my coffee this morning I have had a ferrero rochet choc. Still waiting for the signing
Sorry LH the tealeaves assured me the deal would be done in half an hour :dft007: . Spam fritters? haven't had them in years. Ferrero rochet are highly overrated
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Lighthouse on August 18, 2010, 12:20:03 PM
Agree about the Choc. It wasn't given to me but I took it anyway. One of those things you do on the spare of the moment and then wonder why you did it. Nutty bits keep making me cough.
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 12:22:04 PM
Quote from: Lighthouse on August 18, 2010, 12:20:03 PM
Agree about the Choc. It wasn't given to me but I took it anyway. One of those things you do on the spare of the moment and then wonder why you did it. Nutty bits keep making me cough.
I was hoping my nutty bits might make that bird cough before i fell asleep  :doh:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: finnster01 on August 18, 2010, 12:27:39 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 12:22:04 PM
Quote from: Lighthouse on August 18, 2010, 12:20:03 PM
Agree about the Choc. It wasn't given to me but I took it anyway. One of those things you do on the spare of the moment and then wonder why you did it. Nutty bits keep making me cough.
I was hoping my nutty bits might make that bird cough before i fell asleep  :doh:
You know a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush  :dft012:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Tom on August 18, 2010, 04:58:39 PM
Quote from: CorkedHat on August 18, 2010, 10:53:16 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy

Yiou seriously have to wonder at Tom on occasions - I think he is having a lend of us as we say over here  :020:
You guys just don't get American humor. I was joking around.
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Tom on August 18, 2010, 05:07:38 PM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 12:05:35 PM
Tom will take that as an invite to pop over Fred!
Nice try.  :011:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: Tom on August 18, 2010, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: CorkedHat on August 18, 2010, 12:12:03 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 11:59:54 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy
Yes sorry Tom i should have mentioned it was a joke, dont think er indoors would be up for a three way to be  honest  :doh:

Now Tom will be asking you what "er indoors" means followed by what does "three way" imply?
Don't worry CH, I know what indoors and a three way are.  :dft012:  :Sparkyticus:
Title: Re: I took a bird home from the pub last night,
Post by: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 05:48:51 PM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: CorkedHat on August 18, 2010, 12:12:03 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 18, 2010, 11:59:54 AM
Quote from: epsomraver on August 18, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Tom on August 18, 2010, 07:08:22 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 17, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
but i ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have picked up her drink by mistake  :033:
Geeze Freddy, what good is it to take a bird home if you are just going to fall asleep? Put the roofies her drink buddy.   :doh:

Fred I think the joke has been lost on this guy
Yes sorry Tom i should have mentioned it was a joke, dont think er indoors would be up for a three way to be  honest  :doh:

Now Tom will be asking you what "er indoors" means followed by what does "three way" imply?
Don't worry CH, I know what indoors and a three way is.  :dft012:  :Sparkyticus:
:doh: