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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lighthouse on August 23, 2010, 11:19:54 AM

Title: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: Lighthouse on August 23, 2010, 11:19:54 AM
I am a fan of God. I have no problem with God and He has no problem with me. I believe in the Holy Ghost. I am used to players crossing themselves before, during and after the game. But kneeling down in the centre circle I think is a knee too far. When can we see an altar brought out? Why no smoking handbags and funny pointy hats?

When does religion become bad taste? When God starts feeling awkward and squirms in his seat.
Title: Re: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: The Equalizer on August 23, 2010, 11:21:34 AM
We'll probably see someone with an incense burner walking around the pitch and a druid sacrificing a virgin maiden on the halfway line.
Title: Re: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: Lighthouse on August 23, 2010, 11:27:05 AM
Quote from: The Equalizer on August 23, 2010, 11:21:34 AM
We'll probably see someone with an incense burner walking around the pitch and a druid sacrificing a virgin maiden on the halfway line.

So you never went to Gigg Lane Bury then?
Title: Re: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: AlFayedsChequebook on August 23, 2010, 11:31:07 AM
To be fair to 'chicarito' Johnny P does that stance where he points to the heavens.
Title: Re: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: Andy Crysell on August 23, 2010, 12:30:10 PM
I think it's great that coming to the Cottage puts the fear of God into him.

By the way, shouldn't this be on one of Fred's sausage threads - considering that the player in question is called Chorizo.
Title: Re: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: LordNelson on August 23, 2010, 12:33:21 PM
Probably when heads begin to get chopped off.  Stoning would be a close second, followed by genital mutilation.
Title: Re: When does religion become bad taste.
Post by: HatterDon on August 23, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: LordNelson on August 23, 2010, 12:33:21 PM
Probably when heads begin to get chopped off.  Stoning would be a close second, followed by genital mutilation.

Ah, those Plantagenets -- the little scamps.

More to the point, when is it okay to put nicknames on your shirts? I thought that was outlawed. First names -- Jonas, Maxi -- perhaps, but what if our guys had shirts that read "Deuce" or "Alien" or "Hughes?"