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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Carborundum on April 26, 2018, 07:54:06 PM

Title: Time for a song
Post by: Carborundum on April 26, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Struck me on the commute home that when our owner gets five pages in the Evening Standard, it's surely time for a song in his honour.  But what to sing?  Well, I'm sure what I'm about to suggest can be improved and it needs a bit of finishing off.  But to the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":

Shad Khan owns Craven Cottage
He wants Wembley too
England will get to play there, but
Chelsea [xxxxxx] to you.

Does anyone have a rollicking good suggestion for the missing word?
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: Jonaldiniho 88 on April 26, 2018, 08:02:28 PM
That's half decent. Khan should already have a song imo. Playoffs two years in a row. "Khant stop believing, this team could hit the ceiling, khant stop believing, ooohhhwooiahhh heeyy heeeeyy.
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: Jonaldiniho 88 on April 26, 2018, 08:03:10 PM
To don't stop believing from a band
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: terryr on April 26, 2018, 09:31:43 PM
Quote from: Carborundum on April 26, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Struck me on the commute home that when our owner gets five pages in the Evening Standard, it's surely time for a song in his honour.  But what to sing?  Well, I'm sure what I'm about to suggest can be improved and it needs a bit of finishing off.  But to the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":

Shad Khan owns Craven Cottage
He wants Wembley too
England will get to play there, but
Chelsea [xxxxxx] to you.

Does anyone have a rollicking good suggestion for the missing word?
Excellent!!!
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: BestOfBrede on April 26, 2018, 09:44:39 PM
Shahid Khan's from Florida
Not from Barcelona,
He is buying Wemberley
And he is our owner

We getting a new stand
Ha ha he he he
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: mrmicawbers on April 26, 2018, 09:47:24 PM
He buys what he likes.He buys what he Likes.F off Chelsea start riding your bike.
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: PhilEsh on April 26, 2018, 11:04:02 PM
Quote from: Carborundum on April 26, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Struck me on the commute home that when our owner gets five pages in the Evening Standard, it's surely time for a song in his honour.  But what to sing?  Well, I'm sure what I'm about to suggest can be improved and it needs a bit of finishing off.  But to the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":

Shad Khan owns Craven Cottage
He wants Wembley too
England will get to play there, but
Chelsea [xxxxxx] to you.

Does anyone have a rollicking good suggestion for the missing word?

I posted something a year or so back about this too.

To the tune of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears.

Welcome to our club,
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on our blue neighbours,
Shahid Khan wants to rule the world....
FULHAM, FULHAM, FULHAM.....FULHAM, FULHAM, FULHAM.
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: terryr on April 26, 2018, 11:07:07 PM
Quote from: mrmicawbers on April 26, 2018, 09:47:24 PM
He buys what he likes.He buys what he Likes.F off Chelsea start riding your bike.
Really......GOOD
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: Twig on April 27, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Liked the OP myself and I agree it is about time Shad had a song. The missing word for Chelsea needs two syllables to scan - Bollox?
Title: Re: Time for a song
Post by: Carborundum on April 27, 2018, 10:08:02 AM
Quote from: Twig on April 27, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Liked the OP myself and I agree it is about time Shad had a song. The missing word for Chelsea needs two syllables to scan - Bollox?
Dilly Dilly