Struck me on the commute home that when our owner gets five pages in the Evening Standard, it's surely time for a song in his honour. But what to sing? Well, I'm sure what I'm about to suggest can be improved and it needs a bit of finishing off. But to the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":
Shad Khan owns Craven Cottage
He wants Wembley too
England will get to play there, but
Chelsea [xxxxxx] to you.
Does anyone have a rollicking good suggestion for the missing word?
That's half decent. Khan should already have a song imo. Playoffs two years in a row. "Khant stop believing, this team could hit the ceiling, khant stop believing, ooohhhwooiahhh heeyy heeeeyy.
To don't stop believing from a band
Quote from: Carborundum on April 26, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Struck me on the commute home that when our owner gets five pages in the Evening Standard, it's surely time for a song in his honour. But what to sing? Well, I'm sure what I'm about to suggest can be improved and it needs a bit of finishing off. But to the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":
Shad Khan owns Craven Cottage
He wants Wembley too
England will get to play there, but
Chelsea [xxxxxx] to you.
Does anyone have a rollicking good suggestion for the missing word?
Excellent!!!
Shahid Khan's from Florida
Not from Barcelona,
He is buying Wemberley
And he is our owner
We getting a new stand
Ha ha he he he
He buys what he likes.He buys what he Likes.F off Chelsea start riding your bike.
Quote from: Carborundum on April 26, 2018, 07:54:06 PM
Struck me on the commute home that when our owner gets five pages in the Evening Standard, it's surely time for a song in his honour. But what to sing? Well, I'm sure what I'm about to suggest can be improved and it needs a bit of finishing off. But to the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":
Shad Khan owns Craven Cottage
He wants Wembley too
England will get to play there, but
Chelsea [xxxxxx] to you.
Does anyone have a rollicking good suggestion for the missing word?
I posted something a year or so back about this too.
To the tune of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears.
Welcome to our club,
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on our blue neighbours,
Shahid Khan wants to rule the world....
FULHAM, FULHAM, FULHAM.....FULHAM, FULHAM, FULHAM.
Quote from: mrmicawbers on April 26, 2018, 09:47:24 PM
He buys what he likes.He buys what he Likes.F off Chelsea start riding your bike.
Really......GOOD
Liked the OP myself and I agree it is about time Shad had a song. The missing word for Chelsea needs two syllables to scan - Bollox?
Quote from: Twig on April 27, 2018, 08:28:49 AM
Liked the OP myself and I agree it is about time Shad had a song. The missing word for Chelsea needs two syllables to scan - Bollox?
Dilly Dilly