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(Roy to Dickson) "You O.K? You look rather shaken! Whats it like over the other side, I mean the half way line. I've heard you've been & it's not a very nice".
(Dickson to Roy) "Boss, you don't wana see what I just saw. I never want to go back there again".
(Roy to Dickson) "Why's that son, what's over there"?
(Dickson to Roy) "A goal boss and, and other players! look what they did to my shirt".
(Roy to Dickson) "O.K son, go get changed, it's all over now until our next away game. You can rest easy now".
Roy - "You ever come back late from that African Nations Cup again and you'll be playing here every other week, with Zat Knight covering your arse!"
Hold steady everyone, the boss has made it absolutely clear, no smiling until we get that damn away monkey off our back. :-X
RH: Don't look behind us Dickson! Mini-me's older, taller brother is mad doggin' us and there's a stoned Kazakh that seems to think I have drugs. Good job son, go rest up.
Dickson old chap if you open your eyes you might see where your going. Uncle Fester is giving you a right nasty look mate.
Whilst Roy and his team were distracted the Bolton backroom staff were discussing where to set up their picnic.
Bloke at the back carrying blue container - 'Yeah mate I have a delivery for a Mr Fulham. Four Knee Joints,five Lungs,Three Metre Tarsools or somefing. 3 Big Toes....'
Dickson, " I thought downtown Nigeria was bad but Bolton"!
Roy : ''6 games in 20 day , we had better crack open the viagra ''
Dont look now Dickson but Mark Maunders is giving your lunch box the eye!
