what would that be?
My number 1 would be shaving Fellaini's head.
What do the rest of the board fancy?
Well you know that bit in Resevoir Dogs where the Police chap is in the chair. 'Stuck in the middle with you' playing on the radio. Well a certain ex captain of England in the chair would be....hold on legal problems. Never named him so its still All Gold.
Lock up Joey Barton, lose key.
Get Wayne Rooney to sign for Fulham.
Kick Harry Rednapp in the bollocks
1. Seems to mention players who Roys interested in far to often ! result them going to turds.
2.Like to see if a swift one to the nut sack may iron out the wrinkly Barstard that or readjust his wonky eye.
NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK the dodgy tommy tucker ! :-X
I would like to have a beer with Dempsey
I would like to scratch Abonghalors car
I would like to sign up Drogba
id like to tie the Burnley keeper to the goalpost tonight.
Quote from: blingo on February 09, 2010, 02:53:31 PM
id like to tie the Burnley keeper to the goalpost tonight.
That may not help if no one gets a shot on goal.
Quote from: littlepowell on February 09, 2010, 03:20:39 PM
Quote from: blingo on February 09, 2010, 02:53:31 PM
id like to tie the Burnley keeper to the goalpost tonight.
That may not help if no one gets a shot on goal.
Or if Bobby Z is back
Quote from: TheDaddy on February 09, 2010, 02:14:01 PM
Kick Harry Rednapp in the bollocks
I would love to twonk redknapp in the bollocks.
Do a John Terry on Ashley Cole - who wouldn't?
I would sprinkle the elixir of youth over Brian McBride
....Beat that for an idea !
Punch John Terry in the face, and kick him in the balls, and I have felt that way about the man (and I use that term loosely) since he drunkenly hassled some Americans in the immediate aftermath of 11 September. I don't care how talented he is on the pitch, your nation is worse off for having him.
I can't believe noone has agreed with me - who wouldn't do a cheeky John Terry on Ashley Cole? A bit of Cheryl would go down a treat!
