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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Edwatch_Winston_Malone on November 26, 2010, 09:00:35 PM

Title: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Edwatch_Winston_Malone on November 26, 2010, 09:00:35 PM
Probably not...
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Tom on November 27, 2010, 08:00:30 AM
No!  :020:
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: CULTUREVULTURE on November 27, 2010, 08:10:21 AM
Just enough to make you oblivious as to how butt ugly she is.
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Burt on November 27, 2010, 09:27:50 AM
Now, now lads...

Very cruel.

No matter how true!!
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: epsomraver on November 27, 2010, 09:57:58 AM
Why does she need to be attractive? all those millions in the bank are attractive on their own
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: LBNo11 on November 27, 2010, 11:59:36 AM
...but can she sing? Peter Beardsley had a face a mother would slap, but a great footballer. Substance is all too often coming second place to looks...
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: manxman on November 27, 2010, 12:06:21 PM
god no!  :tom:
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Lighthouse on November 27, 2010, 12:29:14 PM
What is sad is how people line up to exploit the talent she has. Some are born ugly, some have ugliness thrust upon them.
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: finnster01 on November 27, 2010, 12:35:26 PM
Which reminds of these pictures of identical twins:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/susan-boyle-pic-itv-150409-thumb-450x324.jpg)

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/JimmyBullardES1U_468x381.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: FatFreddysCat on November 27, 2010, 03:17:20 PM
Dawn French is single now if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Jimbobob on November 27, 2010, 03:57:32 PM
Quote from: finnster01 on November 27, 2010, 12:35:26 PM
Which reminds of these pictures of identical twins:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/susan-boyle-pic-itv-150409-thumb-450x324.jpg)

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/JimmyBullardES1U_468x381.jpg)


Oh my GOD!!!!! You are brilliant. I am going to have nightmares after having seen these pictures....brilliant.
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: McBridefan1 on November 27, 2010, 06:28:37 PM
Ha ha... Finny that was hilarious. He really is the love child of the aforementioned Beardsley and Boyle... Beardsley Boyle and Bullard... the killer B's. Classic. :011:
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: HatterDon on November 28, 2010, 03:03:44 AM
glad you all are feeling better about your own appearance.
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: nevzter on November 28, 2010, 04:43:26 AM
...yep.
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Tom on November 28, 2010, 07:35:25 AM
Quote from: finnster01 on November 27, 2010, 12:35:26 PM
Which reminds of these pictures of identical twins:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/susan-boyle-pic-itv-150409-thumb-450x324.jpg)

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/JimmyBullardES1U_468x381.jpg)

:tom:, I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight after seeing these two ugly mugs! Can you say nightmares?
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: CorkedHat on November 28, 2010, 08:17:25 AM
I don't quite see what a great singing voice has to do with being good looking.
There are not many opera divas or great jazz singers that are likely to win beauty competitions and what about men? Was Pavarotti a good look?
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: pettyfog on November 28, 2010, 03:09:22 PM
Sort Answer, yes.  For a few not even a Budweiser needed.

But, I'd rather not have to type out all the qualifiers, thereof.
:023:
BTW: Why no old pic of Rooney? I'm no expert but I'd consider his mug the winner of 'Fugly'.

:dead horse:
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: Motown on November 28, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Quote from: CorkedHat on November 28, 2010, 08:17:25 AM
I don't quite see what a great singing voice has to do with being good looking.
There are not many opera divas or great jazz singers that are likely to win beauty competitions and what about men? Was Pavarotti a good look?


The lady has an exceptional voice. I trust for her sake that fame doesn't overwhelm and ultimately crush a soul that's clearly unsuited for it. Meantime, for gentlemen of a certain age, Kiri Te Kananwa, remains a bit of a sort...... :dft011:
Title: Re: Is there enough lager in the world to make Susan Boyle attractive?
Post by: ron on November 28, 2010, 05:57:22 PM
Quote from: pettyfog on November 28, 2010, 03:09:22 PM

BTW: Why no old pic of Rooney? I'm no expert but I'd consider his mug the winner of 'Fugly'.


"Fugly" ?....... surely not. The lad has pedigree... A portrait of his beat a Maris Piper into second place two years running in "The Most Beautiful Potato" competition in the "Farmers' Weekly"....