Games behind locked doors - crowd solution.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Every game is shown live everywhere, we pay more to watch and people in currently
restricted areas eg: England, can also watch and pay a reasonable amount.
The extra revenue could go to the clubs to help cover some expenses.


As they do in some TV comedy shows, have prerecorded cheers, emotions and YESSSSSSSSS
every time anything happens.
Jim and Jamie could commentate as normal but a technician has a large 'sound desk' and appropriate
buttons to push when necessary, some examples.

That's a foul ref
Oooooooh
Aaaaaaaaaa
Offside
Corner
You don't know what you're doing
Can we play you every week
Whooooooooo
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO
How did he miss that
Tosser
Clap clap clap
Rattle rattle rattle.
etc

[john dempsey]

in Europe the virus attacks the respiratory system
unlike USA where it seems to attack the brain. LOL.
stay safe.....

[YankeeJim]

in Europe the virus attacks the respiratory system
unlike USA where it seems to attack the brain. LOL.
stay safe.....

I think you are correct. I stopped at the market yesterday and it was crowded. All the house fraus had their carts (trolleys) loaded with toilet paper, dry breakfast cereal and cans of tuna. Apparently a disease that did less damage in China than did the H1N1 flu of a few years ago has scared the pants off people. I was watching them  and thinking, I'm in the high death rate category (I'm 72) and I'm dramatically less worried then this lot. They are spurred on by TV news which broadcasts doom and gloom 24 hours a day. Did you all know that Trump caused this virus? Anyway, I went to the medical section of the market and found it well stocked with spirits, vino and beer. I picked up a couple of 12 packs of Stella and figure I have enough medicine to survive. If it gets really bad I have some margarita mix and a bottle and a half of tequila. I'll soldier on. Send good wishes, prayers and any extra Fullers ESB. As a great half American once said (sorta), they'll call this our finest hour.
:beer:

[St Eve]

Forget the toilet paper and milk. Go for the steak and wine. Less of a que

[davew]

Forget the toilet paper and milk. Go for the steak and wine. Less of a que

Or queue even (lol). Can´t get near the spirits section in our supermarkets, forget watching sport, what I am going to do if I run out of Gordons?

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

I've been out and about all day, supermarkets, flea markets etc
(washed my hands a lot)
Beach day tomorrow, possibly one of the safest places to be.
I'll have enough alcohol in the flat, if I get sick I won't give a monkeys.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

 think you are correct. I stopped at the market yesterday and it was crowded. All the house fraus had their carts (trolleys) loaded with toilet paper, dry breakfast cereal and cans of tuna. Apparently a disease that did less damage in China than did the H1N1 flu of a few years ago has scared the pants off people. I was watching them  and thinking, I'm in the high death rate category (I'm 72) and I'm dramatically less worried then this lot. They are spurred on by TV news which broadcasts doom and gloom 24 hours a day. Did you all know that Trump caused this virus? Anyway, I went to the medical section of the market and found it well stocked with spirits, vino and beer. I picked up a couple of 12 packs of Stella and figure I have enough medicine to survive. If it gets really bad I have some margarita mix and a bottle and a half of tequila. I'll soldier on. Send good wishes, prayers and any extra Fullers ESB. As a great half American once said (sorta), they'll call this our finest hour.
:beer:
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Cheers Jim.
Me too, I'm 70 !!
Toilet paper is like rocking horse poo around here, as is water.
People think that even if they are self insulated they will run out of stuff, they forget neighbours
who will help out and leave stuff at the door before scampering away.
If we are taken to hospital, food is provided and bowel movements are sorted.
So far only 1 in Palm Beach County

[Woolly Mammoth]

I have a very important tip, if you run out of toilet paper, your next best move is to use a Rabbits Skin, preferably with a live rabbit in it, no need to wait for the bunny to pass away, in fact a rabbits skin is far smoother and appropriate. You only have to ask a Rabbit and he/she will confirm this.
In fact you can ask any grizzly bear you may happen to bump into hanging around in your local woods and he will confirm this unequivocally.

[Ronnief]

I have a very important tip, if you run out of toilet paper, your next best move is to use a Rabbits Skin, with a live rabbit in it, no need to wait for the bunny to pass away, in fact a rabbits skin is far smoother and appropriate. You only have to ask a Rabbit and he/she will confirm this.

That's how it all started in the first place.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

I have a very important tip, if you run out of toilet paper, your next best move is to use a Rabbits Skin, with a live rabbit in it, no need to wait for the bunny to pass away, in fact a rabbits skin is far smoother and appropriate. You only have to ask a Rabbit and he/she will confirm this.

I've got a stock of lubricated squirrels tails