Brilliant new chant

[Southcoastffc]

Not my original, but copied from Twitter:


How much wueze could a chukwueze chuk if a chukwueze could chuk weuze?

[Rupert]

I can't wait to hear the Hammersmith End try to get their gums around that one. They'll probably stick to the good old fashioned "Come on you Whites!"

[jayffc]

Not my original, but copied from Twitter:


How much wueze could a chukwueze chuk if a chukwueze could chuk weuze?

Not sure that'll work as a chant given it's a tongue twister without a melody , but fun tweet none the less 😅

[Woolly Mammoth]

You can knock on a deaf man's door for ever.

[jayffc]

Like this one honouring our brazilians:

When the samba rhythm starts to play
Kevin please
Make me sway
When rodrydgos open
Has to score
Hold me close
Mi amor

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Imagine it might be this one for Kevin though just cos it's simple

Oh baby do you know what he's worth
Oh Kevin is the best in earth

[BlackShorts]

We've got a player called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless, clean and neat
As smooth as you'll get 'em
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said he cost a packet
But she won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin we're just not the same

copyright Fergal Sharkey






*cough
 I'll get my coat

[Dodgin]

We've got a player called Kevin
He's sure to go to heaven
Always spotless, clean and neat
As smooth as you'll get 'em
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
My ma said he cost a packet
But she won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin we're just not the same






Did you lift that from John Betjeman?

copyright Fergal Sharkey






*cough
 I'll get my coat

[Thailand Mick]

I posted one for josh king the other day about VAR and putting Tosin on his arse and it sounded great to the tune I had in my head. Went back to the post later and couldn't remember the tune and it looked awful on the post, tried to delete it but couldn't. Always difficult for others to grasp if you can't hear the tune.

[keithh]

All we are saying is
Give Wueze the ball

[daveyork]

Shorter for Kevin :

We've got a player called Kevin
Sent to us from Heaven
Kevin is our pride and joy
Kevin is a fULHAM BOY

Also Fergal

[Barrett487]

To the tune of 'Heaven is a place on earth'


Oh Kevin beats his man so well

Yes, Kevin's gonna give you hell.

[Deeping_white]

To the tune of Heaven by DJ Sammy (and I can't take credit for this as it's been doing the rounds for a week or so now)

Baby you're all that I want,
When you're laying here in my arms,
Finding it hard to believe,
We've got Kevin

[v]

How about 'Hey Kevin, you're so fine you blow my mind' (à la Toni Basil) ?   

[jayffc]

To the tune of Heaven by DJ Sammy (and I can't take credit for this as it's been doing the rounds for a week or so now)

Baby you're all that I want,
When you're laying here in my arms,
Finding it hard to believe,
We've got Kevin

yeh I thought this one might come up when he signed him - but it sounded a bit.... soft shall we say so didn't say anything ha

[FFC007]

I still like your **** ahhhh when the keeper takes a goal kick.

[LC]

Fulham fans really are the worst at chants. Let's face it guys we're terrible.

Here's one, and you sing it to the same tune as 'Bob the builder can he fix it'.

'Tom Cairney can he pass it, Tom Cairney, yes he can'.. 'Muniz, King, and Iwobi and Antonee too,
Chuk and Kevin join the crew,
Cairney and the gang have so much fun, working together to score a ton.
Fulham, Fulham, Fulham!


yes it's terrible. 

[jayffc]

I still like your **** ahhhh when the keeper takes a goal kick.

My partners favourite even after years of occasionally joining me at the cottage, it's still the only chant she joins in with,  with glee 

[cookieg]

I can't wait to hear the Hammersmith End try to get their gums around that one. They'll probably stick to the good old fashioned "Come on you Whites!"

Come On You Wueze

[Rupert]

I still like your **** ahhhh when the keeper takes a goal kick.

My partners favourite even after years of occasionally joining me at the cottage, it's still the only chant she joins in with,  with glee 

When we played Crusaders in the Europa, all those years ago, their goalie had the broadest grin on his face when the Hammy End did that to him.

It was his "I have arrived" moment.

[White Knight]

which rent a crowd are being hired to chant these suggestions  ?