NFR Magic Moments

[Peabody]

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts . . . . .

Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'

Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '

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[Logicalman]

Where DO you get these octogenarian jokes Mr. P. They are wonderful. Keep 'em coming sir.

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[HatterDon]

Which reminds me of the best definition of old age I've ever heard: "When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night."

[Airfix]

My wife looked at me with a glint in her eye and said, "Come upstairs and make mad, passionate love to me"

I replied, "At my age, it's one or the other."

[Logicalman]

I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.




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But.....Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!