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nfr, the trinidad moruga scorpion chilli

Started by fulhamben, August 04, 2014, 03:29:49 PM

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YankeeJim

Quote from: Woolly Mammoth on August 04, 2014, 07:50:28 PM
Also cures Acute  Flatulance


Yea. It just blows a hole through it all.  :012:
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

fulhamben

Just a quick update, this challenge is happening tomorrow so pray hard for me
CHRIS MARTIN IS SO BAD,  WE NOW PRAISE HIM FOR MAKING A RUN.

Berserker

Quote from: fulhamben on August 28, 2014, 07:33:26 PM
Just a quick update, this challenge is happening tomorrow so pray hard for me
If you have a partner I hope they keep well away from you for a while afterwards :o
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YankeeJim

If milk doesn't work, try tequila. Don't pound it down, just sip. If that doesn't work then pound down 6-8 double shots. You won't feel any pain but your hangover will last for two full days.

Please up date us once you have control over your faculties.
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

fulhamben

Quote from: YankeeJim on August 28, 2014, 08:38:34 PM
If milk doesn't work, try tequila. Don't pound it down, just sip. If that doesn't work then pound down 6-8 double shots. You won't feel any pain but your hangover will last for two full days.

Please up date us once you have control over your faculties.
there might even be a video, if things dont get too bad
CHRIS MARTIN IS SO BAD,  WE NOW PRAISE HIM FOR MAKING A RUN.

Berserker

Oh a video would be good. I love that American programme man versus food, or something like that. I feel a bit guilty about liking  it as it shows people doing eating competitions, and I feel it's a bit obscene considering all the staving people in the world. Still drawn to watching though
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fulhamben

Quote from: Berserker on August 28, 2014, 09:21:28 PM
Oh a video would be good. I love that American programme man versus food, or something like that. I feel a bit guilty about liking  it as it shows people doing eating competitions, and I feel it's a bit obscene considering all the staving people in the world. Still drawn to watching though
must admit that I quite like it, although he does eat like a pig
CHRIS MARTIN IS SO BAD,  WE NOW PRAISE HIM FOR MAKING A RUN.

spikey norman

Quote from: Still believe on August 04, 2014, 08:04:44 PM
good luck: http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11327544.Burger_puts_two_Argus_reporters_in_hospital/

Apparently the sauce is 9.2 million on the Scoville scale.
Haven't been mad enough to try one but close by is the Robin Hood pub where I had a Scotch Bonnett vodka.My mouth was on fire for over an hour. Can't remember how many Leffe's I drank to put the fire out.

fulhamben

Well, I can now say that I have eaten one of the hottest chillies in the world. It was also the first and last chilli I will ever eat. It was hands down the dumbest thing I've ever done and the pain was so intense I considered removing my own tongue. It lasted about 20 mins and nothing I consumed gave any relief, and drinking lava wouldn't have made it anyworse. It just got hotter and hotter, my lips burnt so much that I had to smear a choc ice all around them which did nothing at all. My eyes watered constantly and my nose was running with what can only be described as acid. And then we get to the stomach. 2 hours later and I still feel like john hurt from the dinner scene in alien. Oh yes and it tasted nasty real nasty. But I can highly recommend them and have a few spare if anyone wants one before the Cardiff game. Toilet beckons must dash
CHRIS MARTIN IS SO BAD,  WE NOW PRAISE HIM FOR MAKING A RUN.


Martinsback

Quote from: YankeeJim on August 04, 2014, 04:44:32 PM
Quote from: God The Mechanic on August 04, 2014, 04:35:35 PM
Wash your hands before you pee...


This is an absolute must. Under no circumstances get your hands near your eyes if you wish to be able to see some matches this weekend.

Nor forget to wash your hands and go for a slash...that warm glow that starts ends up like your trousers are on fire. On a serious note, be careful - chillis can kill.

Shredhead

Quote from: mungos beans on August 04, 2014, 06:05:12 PM
Being from trinidad my dad loces it as well qs every other hot sauce going. Mind you his stomach has had it.
I lived in Trinidad for 3 years and weaned myself onto the chillis ('plenty pepper' on my roti) but this one sounds in a different league.

Logicalman

Quote from: fulhamben on August 29, 2014, 04:27:54 PM
Well, I can now say that I have eaten one of the hottest chillies in the world. It was also the first and last chilli I will ever eat. It was hands down the dumbest thing I've ever done and the pain was so intense I considered removing my own tongue. It lasted about 20 mins and nothing I consumed gave any relief, and drinking lava wouldn't have made it anyworse. It just got hotter and hotter, my lips burnt so much that I had to smear a choc ice all around them which did nothing at all. My eyes watered constantly and my nose was running with what can only be described as acid. And then we get to the stomach. 2 hours later and I still feel like john hurt from the dinner scene in alien. Oh yes and it tasted nasty real nasty. But I can highly recommend them and have a few spare if anyone wants one before the Cardiff game. Toilet beckons must dash

Great description, thats an SHU of 2,000,000. A colleague of mine is into this stuff, and he tried the ghost pepper (Jolokia), even with just an SHU of 1,041,000 he reckons its the hottest he has ever gone and will not go up to the Scorpion.  Well done in surviving it mate, kudos.
Logical is just in the name - don't expect it has anything to do with my thought process, because I AM the man who sold the world.


Luffy86


Slaphead in Qatar

shame you didn't include epsomraver in your challenge. :005:

fulhamben

One last update, last night roughly 8 hours after eating the chilli, I went bright red and started sweating profusely. It looked liked I was standing in a shower. And then I had the most excruciating abdominal pain I have ever had. This was coming from just above the stomachs area and for one minute I thought I was going to die. If anyone is ever thinking of doing something like this, just don't do it. Nothing is worth putting your body through something like this. It is without a shadow of a doubt, painfull, dangerous and damn stupid. I have even thrown my left over away and told the others who did this to do the same as we were all going to give it to our mates to try. Hell I wouldn't even give one to my enemies or Felix let alone someone I liked
CHRIS MARTIN IS SO BAD,  WE NOW PRAISE HIM FOR MAKING A RUN.


Slaphead in Qatar

Quote from: fulhamben on August 30, 2014, 09:11:36 AM
One last update, last night roughly 8 hours after eating the chilli, I went bright red and started sweating profusely. It looked liked I was standing in a shower. And then I had the most excruciating abdominal pain I have ever had. This was coming from just above the stomachs area and for one minute I thought I was going to die. If anyone is ever thinking of doing something like this, just don't do it. Nothing is worth putting your body through something like this. It is without a shadow of a doubt, painfull, dangerous and damn stupid. I have even thrown my left over away and told the others who did this to do the same as we were all going to give it to our mates to try. Hell I wouldn't even give one to my enemies or Felix let alone someone I liked

definately should have included epsomraver.

PokerMatt

Quote from: fulhamben on August 30, 2014, 09:11:36 AM
One last update, last night roughly 8 hours after eating the chilli, I went bright red and started sweating profusely. It looked liked I was standing in a shower. And then I had the most excruciating abdominal pain I have ever had. This was coming from just above the stomachs area and for one minute I thought I was going to die. If anyone is ever thinking of doing something like this, just don't do it. Nothing is worth putting your body through something like this. It is without a shadow of a doubt, painfull, dangerous and damn stupid. I have even thrown my left over away and told the others who did this to do the same as we were all going to give it to our mates to try. Hell I wouldn't even give one to my enemies or Felix let alone someone I liked

Jeez mate. Fair play for trying, but bloody hell.

Best thing about this update is you kept some for later up until the moment you thought it might actually kill you  064.gif
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fulhamben

Quote from: Ron Sheepskin on August 30, 2014, 12:12:06 PM
But, did you win? Are you number one top dog Alpha?
no, wasnt last, and as soon as first person went for milk we all did. i can categorically say, there were no actual winners in this. yes somone went for the milk last but in noway was he a winner.
CHRIS MARTIN IS SO BAD,  WE NOW PRAISE HIM FOR MAKING A RUN.