Anyone got a spare ticket for saturday ?

[FatFreddysCat]

Not for me, but my mate Jay one of the Northolt Whites. Cheers.

[FatFreddysCat]

Ahem  :028:

[The Doctor]

There's one going on TIFF

http://www.voy.com/13865/1206576361.html

[The Equalizer]

Spence, I've got one mate. It's over in the Johnny Haynes stand next to the Cottage. Yours for face value.

[FatFreddysCat]

Spence, I've got one mate. It's over in the Johnny Haynes stand next to the Cottage. Yours for face value.

Cheers Tom  :54: , I've just got a new mobile so can you pm me your number. Stevenage rd is what he wanted. Are you going to be in the Brick?   I'll ring you when Kaz has put the Sim card in and i've sussed out how to use it as i've only just come home with it and suffering with the Worlds worst recorded case of the dreaded manflu. He'll defenitaly buy you a few drinks as well  :beer:

[The Equalizer]

I've pinged you my mobile mate.

Here's the ticket details:

Product   Details   Disc   Gross   Refund
Tottenham Hotspur FC   Johnny Haynes Stand, Upper, K, I, 7, Adult   £0.00   £45.00   
Totals

[The Equalizer]

Jesus, what have I done? I've just realised that i've given Fat Fred my mobile number! I'm doomed...  :012:

[FatFreddysCat]

Jesus, what have I done? I've just realised that i've given Fat Fred my mobile number! I'm doomed...  :012:

Heavy breathing phone calls at 3 am  :011: .

[The Equalizer]

I can't believe you just heavy-breathed down the phone to me and then asked what underwear I'm wearing.

Filthy git! They're Calvin Klein boxers...  :53:

[RidgeRider]

Jesus, what have I done? I've just realised that i've given Fat Fred my mobile number! I'm doomed...  :012:

That was a bad move. I see many 'drunk dials' in your future.  :dft011:

[watfordwhite]

Jesus, what have I done? I've just realised that i've given Fat Fred my mobile number! I'm doomed...  :012:

That was a bad move. I see many 'drunk dials' in your future.  :dft011:

And a constant stream of iffy text jokes. Eh Fred  :005: :005:

[FatFreddysCat]

Jesus, what have I done? I've just realised that i've given Fat Fred my mobile number! I'm doomed...  :012:

That was a bad move. I see many 'drunk dials' in your future.  :dft011:

And a constant stream of iffy text jokes. Eh Fred  :005: :005:

That reminds me i've just got a new number Watford, i'll pm you it, have quite sussed the texting lark yet, touch screen phone and my fat fingers aren't mixing to well.

[The Equalizer]

It's started. Two joke texts in the space of a minute.

SPAMMER!  :yellow:

[FatFreddysCat]

It's started. Two joke texts in the space of a minute.

SPAMMER!  :yellow:

The father christmas one and the woman at the window are  two of my more PC ones  :dft012: . More to come when i get round to sending my jokes from my old one to my new one. Oh hold on i'll just send you  few from my soon to be defunt one    .

[Fletchino]

Have you been sent the granny one yet?
Well funny

[Fletchino]

In fact the boob job one is pretty good too

[The Equalizer]

Today I received about 40 jokes in the space of 20 minutes. As i had my phone on vibrate, I should've donated it to the lonely looking woman standing on the tube it was buzzing so much.

I nearly wet myself laughing at some of them though.