NFR Joke

[Peabody]

The annoying part of all of this is that Slaphead is on Cottage Corner bragging that he has caused disruption on here.

[FFC1987]

Leave him, just read it. He uses the 'see you next tuesday' to make a point. The guys a complete moron. Just looking for any old pedantic statement for an argument.

[Rupert]

The annoying part of all of this is that Slaphead is on Cottage Corner bragging that he has caused disruption on here.

Given the ease with which epsom sent him into a paddy, I question where the real disruption lies.

BTW, being half Irish, I believe I have dispensation to use the word "paddy" without being stalked by the PC brigade. Those with far eastern roots enjoy a similar immunity. The rest of you had better watch it, though.

[sipwell]

That's it! I will not log in for the next two weeks! Shame on you, Airfix, shorty and Junichi! Shame!

(perhaps I am taking a holiday break, who knows?)

[HatterDon]

The annoying part of all of this is that Slaphead is on Cottage Corner bragging that he has caused disruption on here.

Given the ease with which epsom sent him into a paddy, I question where the real disruption lies.

BTW, being half Irish, I believe I have dispensation to use the word "paddy" without being stalked by the PC brigade. Those with far eastern roots enjoy a similar immunity. The rest of you had better watch it, though.

which half?

[Rupert]

The annoying part of all of this is that Slaphead is on Cottage Corner bragging that he has caused disruption on here.

Given the ease with which epsom sent him into a paddy, I question where the real disruption lies.

BTW, being half Irish, I believe I have dispensation to use the word "paddy" without being stalked by the PC brigade. Those with far eastern roots enjoy a similar immunity. The rest of you had better watch it, though.

which half?

Which half would you like it to be?  :beer:

[YankeeJim]

A positive Irish joke in honor of Hangers:



There was a phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met with both teams and said, "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."

Both teams headed out.  At the end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them  how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.

Forty five minutes later, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian guys came back in and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"

Ole, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Sven and me, we got three in."

The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"  "Yeah,"  said Ole, "but you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground!"

[grandad]

A blond went into the pharmacy and asked for some bottom deoderant. The chemist told her there is no such thing. The blond told him she had bought it before. The chemist asked her to bring the old one in and he would look at it.
Later the blond returned and handed the empty container to the chemist.
There you are, it says on the label, TO USE, PUSH UP BOTTOM.

[alfie]

keep em coming Mr P as my old padre used to say " if they don't like it Fcuk em"

Something that dose'nt happen too often i am in agreement with Epsomraver, must be the sun (in the sky not the red top)