NFR Retirement Leisuretime

[Peabody]

Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, My wife and I went shopping.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "asshole" . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So my wife called him a "sh/t head".  He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.

[Fletchino]

Haha I hope there was a Chelsea sticker in the window

[cebu]

Haha I hope there was a Chelsea sticker in the window

You beat me to that!   :045:

[Fernhurst]

Brilliant ----  :011:


Must be getting old, didn't see that one coming.  :54:

[Peabody]

Brilliant ----  :011:


Must be getting old, didn't see that one coming.  :54:
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Well when you have the Freedom Pass, public transport is the only way to go.

[TheDaddy]

Brilliant Peabody Gave me a well needed laugh whilst at work. :57:

[HammyH3]

I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the queue when the checkout woman asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, a kangaroo?
I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of every orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again.
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care due to dog food poisoning.
I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.