NFR Wise Old Man

[Peabody]

 A well known Doctor was giving a speech to a large crowd.
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> Listening in awe, the speech went . . .
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> "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us
> sitting here, years ago."
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> "Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your
> stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets
> can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by
> the
> germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most
> dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it".
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> "Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief
> and suffering for years after eating it?"
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> After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row
> raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
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