Favourite/least favourite player chants?

[Sheepskin Junior]

What are your favourite/least favourite chants we sing at an individual player, Fulham or not? Whether you think they deserve a :Sparkyticus: or a :tom: please list them.

[Airfix]

My favourite:

Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba-ba dabba-dabba da
Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba dabba dabba dabba da
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Ba-dabba Da
(SHOUT)Hoots Mon, there's a Moussa, Loosa, Aboot this Hoosa...

Repeat until fade


Only problem is, I'm the only b*stard who sings it!

:airfix:

[BalDrick]

I hated that Montella 'he comes from Italy, he f**king hates Chelsea' one.

[Burt]

My favourite:

Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba-ba dabba-dabba da
Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba dabba dabba dabba da
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Ba-dabba Da
(SHOUT)Hoots Mon, there's a Moussa, Loosa, Aboot this Hoosa...

Repeat until fade


Only problem is, I'm the only b*stard who sings it!

:airfix:

Time to bring a megaphone to the next match and get the chant in and spread the joy, before those bar stewards confiscate it!

[Sheepskin Junior]

I hated that Montella 'he comes from Italy, he f**king hates Chelsea' one.

+1

[Burt]

My favourite:

Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba-ba dabba-dabba da
Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba dabba dabba dabba da
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Ba-dabba Da
(SHOUT)Hoots Mon, there's a Moussa, Loosa, Aboot this Hoosa...

Repeat until fade


Only problem is, I'm the only b*stard who sings it!

:airfix:

Time to bring a megaphone to the next match and get the chant in and spread the joy, before those bar stewards confiscate it!

The Eddie Johnson one was equally quiet and unheard...

[Matt]

I loved the ones about Ian Pierce! Especially after he scored the equalizer against Pompey when injured.  :yay:

[MJG]

He's fat, He's round, He bounces on the ground...Jim Stannard....Jim Stannard.

[finnster01]

Best non-Fulham chant:
He's gay, he's bent
His arse is up for rent
Darrent Bent, Darren Bent...

[Admin]

I can't stand "Aaron, Aaron Huuuggghhhess, Aaron, Aaron Huuuggghhhess" to the sound of Daddy Cool - although it was very clever who thought up "Aaron, Aaron Shoooeeesss, Aaron Aaron Shoooeeessswhen his boot fell off that time against Brum at home.

[The Equalizer]

My favourite:

Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba-ba dabba-dabba da
Ba-da-ba da-ba da-ba-da-ba da-ba-da
Ba dabba dabba dabba da
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Badda Badda Badda
Baa-da Ba
Ba-dabba Da
(SHOUT)Hoots Mon, there's a Moussa, Loosa, Aboot this Hoosa...

Repeat until fade


Only problem is, I'm the only b*stard who sings it!

:airfix:

*shudders*  :035:

[FatFreddysCat]

He beats his wife , he beats his wife, Holdsworth beats his wife always got him rattled, liked that one. And just loved Loiue, louie Bo.  Ruuuufus , Ruuuufus.

[HatterDon]

The chat that most recently has made me VERY proud to be Fulham is "You dirty Northern bastard." Clever, witty, and filled with the sort of spirit that'll get us that "Fair Play League" slot in the Europa for sure.

[ImperialWhite]

The chat that most recently has made me VERY proud to be Fulham is "You dirty Northern bastard." Clever, witty, and filled with the sort of spirit that'll get us that "Fair Play League" slot in the Europa for sure.

Since Pompey were relegated we could legitimately call every team Northern bastards! (geographically speaking...)

(and Newcastle could conversely call everyone dirty Southern bastards)

(and while I'm looking at the map, slightly amusingly, the most Easterly team are in fact West Ham)

[HatterDon]

From what I saw today, Norwich will have that "most Eastern" tag sewn up next year -- for at least one season.


You have any idea how many times I had to explain to Yanks that WEST Ham is EAST London? Sheesh, you guys!

[ImperialWhite]

From what I saw today, Norwich will have that "most Eastern" tag sewn up next year -- for at least one season.


You have any idea how many times I had to explain to Yanks that WEST Ham is EAST London? Sheesh, you guys!

Norwich might, should QPR get a points deduction, win two titles in a row. That must be pretty unusual outside of the top flight!

[Chopper]

Agree that the Aaron Hughes song is a shocker but he totally deserves a song so feel the need to keep singing it. We could have gone with a simple Hughesy before Sparky arrived but now it wouldn't be clear who we're singing about. Needs some work.

I like the "We've got Bairdinho" one and obviously "Bob Bob Bobby Zamora". Incidently I suspect I'm the only person who sings "Bob Bob Bobby Zamora" rather than "Ooooh Bobby Zamora" but I reckon I'm rythmically correct if you listen to the original song "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes ...

... that probably says more about me than it does about everyone else though.

[Burt]

I always had a problem with the Paul Parker chant. The reference to him being "Fulham Black, Fulham White, Fulham Nigger" always felt derogatory and abusive, even though the intent was meant to be one of adulation.

I guess it was a reflection of the times.

And how they have changed since.

Thankfully.

[JBH]

Best chant by Fulham Fans to an away player was when Paul Robinsons Wife left him on the eve of the game at the Cottage a couple of years ago:

"Where's your Missus gone, where's your Missus gone?" (Chirpy Chirpy Cheap Cheap tune)

He took it in spirit it was sung and has always received and given back a lot of mutual respect when he returns to play against us at the Cottage  :54:

[Ron Sheepskin]

My least favourite has to be (and I love the player) - "Nevland, Nevland, Nevland, Nevland..." repeat until  :020: