Vintage Caption Competition

[White Noise]

[finnster01]

Oi Bobby,
Why did you paint my name on the uniform?

[simplyfulham]

Back then, Subbuteo was a man's game.

[mrska]

"Sponsorship Mooro.. it's the future.. forget garlic bread"

[White Noise]

"Mullers, if I have to hold my stomach in a minute longer I am going to sh*t myself."

[VicHalomsLovechild]

"I say Mullers, can you see the ball?"
"Damned if I can but I've counted 33 supporters in the enclosure"
"33 you say, well I'll be blowed. They'll be a run on pies and over savory tit-bits at half time if I'm not much mistaken. Now where's that ball?"

[VicHalomsLovechild]

Can you guess which famous footballers mum uses new improved Persil to get her whites clean?

[MJG]

Bobby "Alan your not going to believe this but l had a dream last night that one day this ground will have a statue of the that little black kid from the Jackson five in the far corner of ground, I wonder what position he played for Fulham?"

[The Doctor]

In the days before image rights, Fulham's conjoined twins struggled to raise money for their operation

[MJG]

Alan"one day all players will have their names on their shirts"

[Burt]

Hahahahahahahahaha... The Putney End with a roof? Don't make me laugh... You and your stoopid predictions...

[White Noise]

Well Bobby, my best side is my left side and I like to perch my hands slightly below the waistband in a subtlely suggestive manner. How about you ducky?

[Gone to Hell]

The statue of a former Fulham great was soon vandalised by a Michael Jackson fan.

[epsomraver]

Bobby "Alan your not going to believe this but l had a dream last night that one day this ground will have a statue of the that little black kid from the Jackson five in the far corner of ground, I wonder what position he played for Fulham?"

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