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NFR Joke

Started by Peabody, June 29, 2011, 07:05:58 PM

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Peabody

Testicle Therapy
                                                             
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit
one of the men.  He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.


The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately went to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.


'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin.  At her persistence, however, he finally allowed
her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?'


He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'


HatterDon

stop reading; clean coffee from screen; move on.


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Ron Sheepskin

As I believe the young people say:

roflmao
"Do not affix anything to this wall" - sign that was affixed to wall above turnstiles at Hammy end before someone with a clipboard replaced it with a large Fire Exit sign.


clintclintdeuce

hahahahaha great one Mr Peabody
The Dude abides.

Burt

What a coincidence.

That happened to me the other day.

Arf arf.