Bryan ruiz wiki page - have a laugh...........

[Adam87]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Ruiz  :005: :005: :011: :021:

removed the bit below....

[Adam87]

Somebody here? "Bryan Ruiz González (born 18 August 1985 in Alajuela), commonly known as Bryan Ruiz is a Costa Rican footballer who plays for Twente in the Eredivisie. He is an attacking all-rounder, known for his ball control, heading and passing. He is rumoured (August 2011) to be joining Fulham FC, a potential move which is reputedly causing some supporters of the West London club to proclaim they will soil their underwear as some kind of strange ritualised celebration."

[os5889]

Twente
On July 15, 2009, Dutch club FC Twente announced that they had signed the Costa Rican forward for the sum of €5m. Ruiz signed a 4-year deal with the Eredivisie side.[1] Ruiz made his debut in for the new club by scoring the second goal of the match, with an assist from another newcomer, Miroslav Stoch.[2][3] Ruiz's goal against Sporting on 12 December 2009 marked the 10th consecutive match in which scored.[4] On March 27, 2010, Ruiz made one of the quickest hattricks ever[5] against Sparta Rotterdam, with goals in the 46th, 49th (pen) and 50th minutes.
On May 2, 2010, FC Twente were crowned champions of Eredivisie for the first time in their history, with a 2–0 win at NAC Breda; Ruiz scored the first goal of the match during the 23rd minute of play. Ruiz finished the season as top scorer for Twente with 24 goals in Eredivisie play.
It was reported on the 30/08/2011 that FC Twente had accepted a £10.6m bid from Fulham FC, with the player to undergo a medical and conduct the negotiation of personal terms ahead of the end of the transfer window. Fulham fans have already taken to Twitter, proclaiming the potential transfer as better than when Litmanen signed and that Ruiz has the capability to become a fans favourite on a par with Steve Marlet, Dejan Stefanovic, as feared an opponent as Emile Heskey and Adi Akinbiyi with the skill and guile of Adi Dia.
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[Maidstone Lee]

That last bit was genuinely funny!

[os5889]

That last bit was genuinely funny!

That was the only bit I edited, I was tardy with my copying!

[LBNo11]

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