Dear God..

[simplyfulham]

I don't pray to you very often, in fact not since the 117th minute in hamburg. But please please let the Gignac rumours be true!

[Burt]

Funny that... Hamburg was the last time I prayed too  :dft002:

[The Equalizer]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

[Burt]

I am wearing my lucky undercrackers.

So it is a done deal.

If it falls through, then I will eat them.

[ImperialWhite]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

I similarly went to buy a pint.

Works every time.

[The Equalizer]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

I similarly went to buy a pint.

Works every time.

I missed our equaliser due to a lavatory break. Although it was quite hilarious when the cheer went up and 20 blokes legged it for the stairs with their old boy's hanging out spraying everywhere!

[Burt]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

I similarly went to buy a pint.

Works every time.

I missed our equaliser due to a lavatory break. Although it was quite hilarious when the cheer went up and 20 blokes legged it for the stairs with their old boy's hanging out spraying everywhere!

Don't spare us the detail Mr Eq sir  :dft011:

[The Equalizer]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

I similarly went to buy a pint.

Works every time.

I missed our equaliser due to a lavatory break. Although it was quite hilarious when the cheer went up and 20 blokes legged it for the stairs with their old boy's hanging out spraying everywhere!

Don't spare us the detail Mr Eq sir  :dft011:

There was many a damp trouser in the stadium!

[FatFreddysCat]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

I similarly went to buy a pint.

Works every time.

I missed our equaliser due to a lavatory break. Although it was quite hilarious when the cheer went up and 20 blokes legged it for the stairs with their old boy's hanging out spraying everywhere!

Don't spare us the detail Mr Eq sir  :dft011:

There was many a damp trouser in the stadium!

And even the odd slightly brown stained jeans left in the hotel  :035:

[The Equalizer]

I'm an atheist, I just popped down to the loo to increase our chances of scoring then.

I similarly went to buy a pint.

Works every time.

I missed our equaliser due to a lavatory break. Although it was quite hilarious when the cheer went up and 20 blokes legged it for the stairs with their old boy's hanging out spraying everywhere!

Don't spare us the detail Mr Eq sir  :dft011:

There was many a damp trouser in the stadium!

And even the odd slightly brown stained jeans left in the hotel  :035:

The HP sauce for my bratwurst went everywhere  :022: