Biography titles

[aFFCn_Fan]

Thanks to White Noise for his excellent idea (see post on Lawrie Sanchez), what would be some good biography titles?

So the first one is:
Lawrie Sanchez - Behaving like a ****

Ryan Giggs - Keeping it in the family

any more?

[Logicalman]

Joey Barton:  My life behind bars
Georgie Best: My life in front of bars
Paul Gascoigne: My life under bars.

[finnster01]

Alan Mullery - Memoirs of a Grumpy Old Man
Gentleman Jim McGullion - The Linesman is a Twit and Schwarzer is Wearing a Pink Top
Aaron Hughes - All I Wanted for Christmas was a Bit of Credit
Brede Hangeland - It is Cold Up Here - Making a Living Patrolling the Stratosphere
Andy Johnson -I headed the ball once. It was a friendly against the pygmies.
Jimmy Bullard - I Joked My Way Out of the Prem

[The Equalizer]

Christiano Ronaldo - Falling With Style.

[Burt]

Mark Hughes: Onwards and Upwards. Life After Fulham.

[Burt]

Owen Hargreaves - How to Make a Living with Sicknotes.

[MJG]

Clint Dempsey-Staying up on my own two feet.
Jim Stannard-Never let the cake tray go by.
Andy Johnson-Pace and where did it go?
Bobby Zamora-I went through life with a smile.

[Burt]

Shefki Kuqi - I Ate All the Pies.

[BalDrick]

Alex Ferguson - The full 96 minutes
Arsene Wenger - None so blind as those that cannot see
Twitch - I'm definitely not writing a book.
Simon Cowell - Kill me now

[Holders]

Fly Fishing by J R Bullard

[MJG]

Clint Dempsey-Staying up on my own two feet.

And the sequal from Dempsey will of course be "The Falling man"

[Holders]

My Left Knee (Parts I and II) - J Bullard
The English Patient (An account of my time with Dr. Steadman) - J Bullard
Ryan's Sister-in-law - R Giggs

[The Bronsons]

Hair Today - Wayne Rooney
I Did it Mum's Way - J A Riise
My Favourite Football Team: A Personal Memoir - Michael Jackson
Two Lovely Black Eyes - Clint Dempsey

[Airfix]

John T*rry - So, how much do we owe Tescos?

[MJG]

John T*rry - So, how much do we owe Tescos?

or "Where to park for free in London"

[The Equalizer]

Fly Fishing by J R Bullard

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[Holders]

Here today gone Zamora
Black is the Colour - Mark Schwarzer
Give us this day our daily Brede - Aaron Hughes
Lead on, Mac - Duff

and, of course, The Life of Bryan

[Jack Fulham]

It's not my fault - Lawrie Sanchez

[Ron Sheepskin]

Improve your Golf Swing - Craig Bellamy
Love Me, Love my Cock - Maarten Jol
Chin Stroking for Beginners - Roy Hodgson

[Vinnieffc]

How I planned to get Poland into Euro 2012 - Lawrie Sanchez
A move to a Bigger Club - J Bullard