NFR -- Peabody envy: Minnesota humor

[HatterDon]

In the land of 800 million mosquitos [Minnesota], nearly every joke is a "Sven and Ole" joke. Here's a decent example:


A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!'

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

And Ole responds, 'I put drops in her eyes!!'



oh, please yourselves.

[jarv]

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[Peabody]

Keep taking the tablets HD

[sipwell]

My stomach hurt a little after reading this attempted joke. It wasn't from laughing!

But, as the teacher says to his/her pupils: you keep on trying, son!

[MisfitKid]

Golf clap...  :clap_hands:

[Peabody]

To quote well known comedian HD. Its the way you tell em.