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1) "In Dublin fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow
Singing - FULHAM, FULHAM, FULHAM"

2) "Knees Up Muvver Brown
Knees up Muvver Brown
Undder the table you must go
Eey-ay-ee-ay-ee-ay-o
If I catch you bending, I'll saw your
legs right off!

Knees up! knees up!
Don't let the breeze up
Knees Up Mother Brown!"

This was usually followed by a 'surge forward' and then the tribal chant as we would jump up and down in time:-

3)"Rombombay, Rombombay, Rombombayeee"

4) "We're not thick,
in the head,
We're the Thamesbank, not the Shed,
Lalalala-lalala- lala"

5) "Oh South West 6,
Oh South West 6,
Is Wonderful,
Is Wonderful,
Oh South West 6 Is Wonderful.
Full of t@ts f@nny & Fulham
Oh South West 6 Is Wonderful"

6) To Mull of Kintyre
" Fulham FC,
Oh mist rolling in from the Thames,
My Desire, is always to be here,
My Fulham FC"

7) A personal favourite "Give us a Give us an EeeeeeFFFF, Give us a YOOooo, Give us an ELLLLL, Give us an Aaaiichh, Give us a AAaaYYY, Give us an EeeMM!
What ‘ave ya got? FULHAM (clap clap-clap)" repeat the last bit until your hands blister. (For this you need a loud prompter and the crowd repeats)

8) "A goal, a goal is all we need (all we need) - To prove we’re the best team in the league (in the league) - And if you disagree, then come along and see - The team, the team we all support - With an F U L H A M Fulham, Fulham, Fulham, Fulham, Fulham are the team for me - Repeat “A goal etc.,

9) "Whose that team we call the Fulham, whose that team we all adore? We’re the boys in black & white and we love to sing and fight - and were out to show the world that we can score - bring on chelsea or the arsenal, brings on ******** by the score, were the boys in black and white and we love to sing and fight - and were out to show the world that we can score”

10) "I hear the sound (clap, clap, clap) - of distant bums (clap, clap, clap) - Over there (point towards the opposition), over there - And do they smell (clap, clap, clap) - like f***ing hell”

11) "Some die of drinking water - Some die of drinking beer - Some die of constipation - and others of diahorrea - but of all the dread diseases, there’s none which can compare - with the drip, drip, drip of (insert surname of chelsea’s manager) pr1ck - and the smell when chelsea are here”

12) "I was born, under the Hammersmith End - I was bor-orn under the Hammersmith End - Knives are made for slashing, guns are made to shoot - if you come up to the Hammersmith End - we’ll all stick in the boot - I was bo-orn” etc.,

Not an old one, in fact never heard it sung, but it should be:-

"All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
We stayed up at Pompey
And Chelsea won F all"

NB: No away fans were injured in the singing of these chants...
« Last Edit: November 11, 2011, 10:42:34 PM by LBNo11 »

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 12:16:29 AM »
...and a seasonal one: -

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle All The Way
Oh! What Fun It Is To See Fulham Win Away - hay!

Repeat


(Well we can dream)...

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 07:33:24 PM »
"I was born, under the Hammersmith End - I was bor-orn under the Hammersmith End - Knives are made for slashing, guns are made to shoot - if you come up to the Hammersmith End - we’ll all stick in the boot - I was bo-orn”

LB, what's the tune? As a thick Swede I can't get it.  Get Coat gif


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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2012, 08:21:09 AM »
"I was born, under the Hammersmith End - I was bor-orn under the Hammersmith End - Knives are made for slashing, guns are made to shoot - if you come up to the Hammersmith End - we’ll all stick in the boot - I was bo-orn”

LB, what's the tune? As a thick Swede I can't get it.  Get Coat gif


...sorry for the delay in replying Matt, this section being 'hidden' away means I don't look at it that often (but seeing the responses to other archive threads it appears I should!

The song was from an awful film called 'Paint You Wagon' and sung by a famous actor called Lee Marvin :-

Lee Marvin - Wandering Star


Hope you are well and fit again, see you next season I hope..?

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2012, 01:18:55 PM »
Long time ago on a train going north some one and I forget who gave me this one.


As I was walking down the Fulham Place Road one day I met a Chelsea boot boy
and he said to me are you of to see the team they call the Chelsea.
Well I looked him up and I looked him down and I said you must be joking
cos there's only one team i'm going to see and that's the mighty fulham.

COYW COYW
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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 12:12:20 PM »
...just reminded of this old tune too:-

"We hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Chelsea too, we hate West Ham United - but Fulham we love you (altogether now)" and repeat.

To the tune of 'Land Of Hope And Glory'...


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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2014, 08:19:45 PM »
One of my personal favourites from my yoof (to the tune of Tulips from Amsterdam)


It's spring again
We'll sing again
Bollox to Luton Town

Not sure what the rest of the song was though!

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2014, 02:37:08 PM »
We all piss in a blue and white pot etc.

Theres a cicus in the town
Dave Sexton is a clown
And the shed are on their knees
Watching Charlie Cooks, performing flees.

We all piss in a blue and white pot etc.

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2014, 02:38:06 PM »
We are the Thames Bank, we are the Thames Bank,
We are the Thames Bank Fulham F.C.


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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2014, 02:39:10 PM »
If I had the wings of a sparrow
And I had the Arse of a crow
I'd fly over Chelsea tomorrow
And poo on the Bas@@@ds below
poo on, poo on etc...

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2014, 05:53:51 PM »
From 1969 to the tune of the Rolling stones "We love you"  "We love you Fulham We love you"
« Last Edit: September 11, 2014, 05:59:19 PM by Andy S »

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2014, 05:54:09 PM »
...and of course as this is underneath my avatar:-

(To the tune of "Tennessee Wig Walk")

"I'm a bow legged chicken and a knock kneed hen
We ain't lost a fight since I don't know when
We walk with a wiggle and we don't give a w@nk
We are the Fulham - boot boys"

Don't ask me why these songs were formulated or even taken up by the old HE to sing, but they were...


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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2015, 01:33:35 PM »
I went yesterday to the away match at Sheff Wednesday. I heard many unfamiliar Fulham chants, many of which made me smile, but sadly could not remember them now. Could anybody be so kind as to put them down here for us, unfrequent match goers, for good understanding and future personal use.

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Re: Old Chants/songs - WARNING some may contain hidden swear words..!
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2015, 05:31:36 PM »
"All things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful
Vic Buckingham gave them all.

He gave us Allan Clarke..
He gave us Stevie Earle..
He gave us Tony Macedo,
Who saves the goals so well..."

repeat.

With the benefit of hindsight, perhaps we shouldn't have been so fulsome in our praise for Mr B.......  (?)